Our esteemed Congress has done it again! 🎉 They’ve tasked the VA Secretary with studying blockchain, that magical buzzword they heard at a tech conference, to “improve efficiency, security, and transparency” in benefits processing. Because nothing says “we care” like forcing veterans to navigate a decentralized ledger system that’s basically a spreadsheet on steroids. 📊 The VA will “consult experts” (and probably a few astrology enthusiasts) and report back within a year—so Congress can file it next to the 2018 report on “Cloud Computing for Grandma.” Meanwhile, veterans everywhere are thinking, “Can’t you just fix the printer?” 🖨️ But sure, let’s give them blockchain. What could possibly go wrong? 🚀
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