Coinbase Lists AI Bot Mamo: Will It Make You Rich or Just Confused? 😂

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Well, slap my face and call me crypto-curious! The bigwigs at Coinbase, the top US-based crypto exchange (by volume, they never let us forget), have decided to bless us with yet another altcoin. 🎉 This time, it’s Mamo (MAMO), a low-cap AI-powered DeFi token that promises to make your personal finances as calm and steady as a yoga instructor on a Tuesday morning. 🧘♂️

In their latest announcement, Coinbase casually dropped that Mamo is joining their listing roadmap, which is basically their way of saying, “Hey, we might let you trade this someday. Maybe. No promises.” 🤷♀️

Mamo, for those of you who haven’t been living under a blockchain, is a personal finance bot project that uses AI to help you earn more interest. Because who doesn’t love a robot telling them how to spend their money? 🤖💸 According to their whitepaper (which I’m sure we all read cover to cover), the protocol:

“Creates calm, steady progress through thoughtful, risk-aware strategies” – AKA, it’s the financial equivalent of a weighted blanket. 🛌

“Explains everything in plain language, helping you learn as you earn” – Finally, no more Googling “what is DeFi” at 2 AM. 🔍

“Keeps you in control. Add, pause, withdraw anytime. No lockups. No confusing rules.” – Unlike that one relationship we all had in college. 💔

“Works quietly alongside your life, not demanding center stage.” – Basically, the introvert of finance apps. 🙈

The MAMO token has a fixed supply of 1,000,000,000 tokens, which is just enough to make you wonder if you’ll ever own more than 0.000001 of one. 🪙

At the time of writing, MAMO is trading at $0.166, up 16.3% on the day and a whopping 111% in the last month. 🚀 But let’s not forget that last week, Coinbase listed two DeSci tokens – Bio Protocol (BIO) and ResearchCoin (RSC) – and they promptly took a nosedive. So, you know, buyer beware? Or buyer be entertained, at the very least. 🎢

In conclusion, if you’re looking for a new way to gamble your money while feeling like you’re making smart financial decisions, Mamo might be for you. Just don’t come crying to me when your AI bot tells you to HODL and the market says otherwise. 😅

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2025-08-05 21:42