Broadcom & the AI Gold Rush

It turns out Broadcom has been doing rather well, up 449% over the last three years. Apparently, everyone is building these massive data centers, these digital fortresses, and they all need chips. Specifically, they need the application-specific integrated circuits (ASICs) that Broadcom makes. It’s not glamorous, I’ll admit. It’s not like investing in a company that makes self-folding laundry. But it’s…necessary. And necessity, as I’ve learned, is a surprisingly good indicator of profit.

Naspers and Remitly: A Slow Detachment

Now, Remitly, for those unfamiliar, is in the business of moving money around the world. Specifically, it helps immigrants send funds back home to family. It’s a vital service, and a surprisingly complex one. Think of all the regulations, exchange rates, and potential for fraud involved. It’s a wonder anyone manages to get a tenner to Aunt Mildred in time for her birthday.

Small Fortunes & Fleeting Fancies

Both funds, you see, are engaged in the rather pedestrian task of identifying companies poised for growth. The difference lies not in the ambition, but in the execution – and, naturally, in the price one pays for the privilege of participating. The Invesco fund, with its more concentrated approach, offers a bolder, perhaps more reckless, path. It is the sort of investment one makes when feeling particularly optimistic – or when one has a surplus of funds and a distinct lack of good sense.

Nvidia: A Chip and a Chance

There’s a weariness settling over this grand tech-rush. Investors, they squint at the spending, at the mountains of coin thrown after this AI phantom. They wonder if it will bear fruit, or simply rot in the digital fields. But Nvidia…Nvidia is different. It’s not merely participating in this fever; it’s stoking the flames. And a business that can do that, even in lean times, deserves a closer look.

Starbucks: Seriously?

And now, everyone’s asking if this is some kind of “set you up for life” stock? Really? They’ve had a rough couple of years, okay? A trailing five-year decline? That’s not exactly a roaring endorsement. I mean, people still go, obviously. But it’s not the same. It used to be… simpler. Now it’s all about the apps and the rewards points and the personalized recommendations. It’s a whole production. I just want a coffee!

Dividends: A Cynic’s Guide

Okay, so Petrobras. State-controlled, which always sets off alarm bells, doesn’t it? But they’ve got this “pre-salt” deepwater oil. Apparently, it’s cheap to get out of the ground. Like, ridiculously cheap. It’s the kind of thing that makes you wonder what everyone else is doing wrong. Brazil is already pumping out the oil – over 4.2 million barrels a day – and Petrobras is adding more capacity. Eight new systems by 2030. Ambitious. Or delusional. We’ll see.

Small Fortunes & Fleeting Yields

The promise is simple: access to the smaller companies, those not yet swallowed by the market’s insatiable hunger. A chance to catch a rising tide before it becomes a flood. But the water is murky, and the yield, a meager offering. The question isn’t merely which fund, but whether the game is worth the candle.

The Quiet Fortunes of the East

Greg Abel, now at the helm, speaks of these investments with a reverence usually reserved for enduring works of art. He views them not as fleeting opportunities, but as core holdings, akin to Berkshire’s most cherished American enterprises. Yet, a curious silence surrounds them. These are complex entities, operating beyond the immediate gaze of Western investors, and thus, largely overlooked. It is as if a hidden garden flourishes, unseen by the casual passerby.

A Most Peculiar Speculation: Bitcoin

But let us not succumb to panic, a vulgar display of emotion unbecoming a discerning investor. Instead, let us sharpen our wits and examine the foundations upon which this curious edifice is built. For even the most extravagant follies can, upon closer inspection, reveal a glimmer of… something.

Dividends: The Usual Suspects

Here’s the drill. Four companies. They pay out some cash. The suits assure you it’ll all be FINE. I’ve seen this movie before. It rarely ends well. But, hey, maybe this time…