AI & the Urge to Keep Buying

They talk about “holding through volatility.” A nice phrase. It sounds… stoic. I tried stoicism once. Lasted about three hours, mostly because the grocery store was out of my preferred brand of yogurt. The idea, of course, is that even the good stocks stumble. True enough. But there’s a difference between a temporary dip and a full-blown, reality-bending bubble. It’s subtle, like the difference between being politely ignored and actively disliked. I suspect most people can’t tell the difference until it’s far too late.

Fiserv: A Sticky Situation in ’26

A truly dreadful third-quarter report sent the stock tumbling faster than a sack of potatoes down a hill. It’s down nearly half its value since then! A most unpleasant spectacle. So, let’s peek behind the curtain and see what’s gone wrong, and what might happen by 2026. It’s a story with a whiff of brimstone, if you ask me.

Visa: A Cartography of Recurring Value

The recent fiscal cycle – 2025, as the chronologists insist on labeling it – presented a modest ascent, a mere eleven percent, shadowed by the broader S&P 500’s sixteen and four-tenths. Such fluctuations, however, are the ephemera of the market, the illusory shadows within Plato’s cave. The true measure lies in the underlying architecture, the inherent logic of the system.

USA Rare Earth: A Gamble Worth Watching?

Rare earths are having a moment. Thanks, in part, to a certain ex-president and his…enthusiasm for Greenland. It’s all a bit theatrical, isn’t it? But beneath the drama, there’s genuine interest. People are finally waking up to the fact that not being entirely reliant on one country for, well, everything, is probably a good idea. Who knew?

VTI: A Quiet Millionaire, Maybe.

There’s this fund, the Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF (VTI +0.82%). It’s a mouthful, I know. It doesn’t promise fireworks. It doesn’t guarantee you’ll be sipping Mai Tais on a yacht. It just… owns a piece of almost every company in America. All 3,500-ish of them. A bit like owning a very, very small part of everything. Which, when you think about it, is kind of absurd. And beautiful.

The Steadfast Yield: A Chronicle of Dow Dividends

It has been noted, with a degree of accuracy, that these companies, those stalwart pillars of American industry, have a habit of increasing their distributions to shareholders. Last year, a prediction was ventured – a modest assertion, really – that fifteen among them would augment their dividends. The event unfolded as foreseen, a testament not to prescience, but to the predictable rhythms of established enterprise. One is tempted to ask, however, whether such increments truly represent progress, or merely a palliative against the anxieties of a restless age. The question, of course, is rarely posed by those who simply count the coins.

AI Ghosts & Blue Chip Salvation

They peddle modules, these “AI” things, that plug into your networks and… predict stuff. Great. Everyone’s predicting stuff. It’s a crowded field, overflowing with silicon valley snake oil salesmen. And the reliance on government contracts? Forget about it. Rigid, bureaucratic, and slower than a three-toed sloth on tranquilizers. They’re acquiring companies like a desperate man hoarding lottery tickets, hoping one of them will magically save the whole operation. Pangiam, Ask Sage… it’s a frantic scramble, a last-ditch effort to avoid the inevitable. The new CEO, some ex-Homeland Security guy? A warning sign if I ever saw one. More smoke and mirrors, I tell you, more goddamn smoke and mirrors.

MercadoLibre: A Calculated Risk

ResearchAndMarkets.com, a name that sounds like a late-night infomercial, confirmed what a decent scout on the ground could have told you: MercadoLibre isn’t giving up its lead in Chile anytime soon. The numbers, of course, had a part in it.

The Semiconductor Soul: TSMC and the AI Abyss

Last week, TSMC released its report, a document freighted with implications. For those invested in Nvidia and Broadcom, it should be a moment of… not jubilation, precisely. More a quiet, uneasy relief. A temporary stay of execution in a market perpetually poised on the brink. The numbers, of course, are presentable. But it is the feeling behind them, the subtle shift in the tectonic plates of the industry, that truly captivates.

Lemonade & Tesla: A Most Curious Alliance

The tale began, as so many modern transactions do, with a pronouncement on X (formerly known as Twitter – a name change as unnecessary as painting stripes on a zebra). Shai Wininger, Lemonade’s chief executive, declared an intention to integrate Tesla’s in-car data with their own systems. A clever idea, really. Gather data, assess risk, and sell insurance. The usual dance. He proposed, with a characteristic flourish, insuring those ‘FSD miles’ for almost nothing. Investors, it seems, were unimpressed. A fall of 8% ensued. A lesson, perhaps, that free money is a myth perpetuated by magicians and politicians.