Krispy Kreme’s Stock Plummets: A Skeptic’s Guide to the Doughnut Circus
I’ll admit, I don’t fully understand why anyone would invest in doughnuts beyond eating them. It’s not like these little glazed miracles are going to start paying dividends—or doing anything useful, really, aside from making your fingers sticky. But apparently, some folks saw fit to treat Krispy Kreme like the next big tech unicorn, sending its stock soaring last week by 26%. And now? Well, let’s just say gravity has come calling, and it brought its plus-one: reality.