Fiverr: A Tiny Cog in the AI Machine

Fiverr. Yes, Fiverr. The place where you can get a logo designed for five bucks, or, these days, someone to whisper sweet nothings to your AI chatbot. It’s a funny little company. Overlooked. And that’s often where the interesting opportunities are. It’s been lagging behind the big boys, true, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth a look. A long look, perhaps. A decade-long look, if you’re feeling optimistic. Which, let’s be honest, is a bit of a gamble these days.

Five Splendiferous Income Machines for ’26

A rather shrewd-looking fellow counting coins

Enterprise Products Partners (EPD 1.10%) – a name that sounds suspiciously like a villain from a spy novel – owns a network of pipelines stretching 50,000 miles. That’s enough to wrap around the Earth more than twice, which is frankly a bit alarming when you think about it. But fear not! 2026 is a pivotal year. They’ve been splashing out on new projects – a whopping $4.5 billion in 2025 – but now the spending is easing off to a more sensible $2.5 billion.

Micron: A $1,000 Ride (42 Years & Counting)

Back then, Micron was a fledgling memory chip maker based in Boise, Idaho. Ordering stock wasn’t the instantaneous click-and-trade affair we’re accustomed to. No, you’d have to call a broker. A human being! And then wait. Imagine. No real-time confirmation, just the slightly anxious anticipation of a paper statement arriving in the mail. It feels positively prehistoric now, doesn’t it?

Figma: A Cartography of Value

One approaches Figma not as a mere collection of algorithms and quarterly reports, but as a potential echo within the vast Library of Babel. Each line of code, each user subscription, represents a unique combination of symbols, contributing to the infinite possibilities of digital creation. The question, then, is not simply whether the stock is a ‘buy,’ but whether this particular arrangement of symbols holds a coherence, a fleeting resonance within the chaos.

The Gilded Cage of Progress

Let us consider, then, those who stand to benefit most from this new gilded age. Not the populace, of course, but those who provide the tools, the gears and levers of this increasingly complex machine.

The Gilded Illusion: A Modern Comedy

These ‘stablecoins,’ as they are grandly termed, are nothing more than digital representations of a substance that, in itself, possesses no inherent value beyond the collective delusion we assign it. A most ingenious contrivance, to be sure, allowing one to speculate on the price of nothing, while simultaneously convincing oneself of actual ownership. It is a spectacle worthy of the grandest theatre.

Apple, Options, and the Pursuit of Income

The current exercise involves exploiting the stock, rather than abandoning it. It’s a matter of extracting value, like squeezing the last drops from a rather agreeable lemon. This involves the somewhat arcane practice of selling call options, a manoeuvre that generates income – a modest premium, naturally – whilst simultaneously offering a degree of plausible deniability regarding any genuine conviction in the stock’s long-term prospects.

The Persistence of Memory: IBM’s Mainframe

The esteemed, though apocryphal, scholar of forgotten technologies, Dr. Elias Thorne, posited that certain machines, despite lacking obvious utility, possess a ‘temporal inertia’ – a resistance to being erased by the relentless march of progress. It appears IBM’s mainframe is such a creature. Recent accounting suggests a fourth quarter exceeding expectations—a revenue peak not witnessed in over two decades. The numbers, however, are less significant than the fact of their existence, a subtle defiance of the prevailing narrative of disruption.

The Illusion of Choice: VGT & FTEC

The differentiation, when scrutinized, proves to be a matter of decimal points and bureaucratic niceties. A slightly lower expense ratio here, a marginally higher dividend yield there. These are not distinctions of substance, but rather the arbitrary markings on a procedural form, endlessly replicated and validated by an unseen authority. The investor, caught within this system, is compelled to acknowledge these differences, to weigh them, to justify a preference, even as the outcome remains essentially the same.

Intuitive Surgical: Still Worth the Scalpel?

And now, this year? More trouble. The market threw a bit of a hissy fit after Intuitive Surgical’s latest earnings report. But hold on to your hats, because this dip…this might just be a chance to snatch up some shares before the robots take over everything. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.