Boston Scientific: A Dip in the Improbability Drive

The market, it seems, had pre-ordained Boston Scientific to deliver guidance so spectacular it would bend the very fabric of spacetime. And when it didn’t quite manage that – falling a minuscule distance short of expectations for Q1 and 2026 – a collective sigh of disappointment rippled through the trading floors. It’s as if everyone was expecting a perpetual motion machine and got a very efficient, but ultimately finite, engine. (Which, let’s be honest, is still quite an achievement. Perpetual motion is notoriously difficult to achieve, mostly because of the laws of thermodynamics, and also because cats keep interfering.)








