Symbotic: A Curious Contraption

The stock did rather well for most of 2025, but then it went absolutely bonkers in November, shooting up like a startled jackrabbit. They reported a 26% jump in revenue and a 72% boost in gross profit. Impressive, perhaps, but numbers can be awfully misleading, like a magician’s trick. They also ended the year with a tidy pile of cash – $1.3 billion, they say – and a backlog of orders worth $22.5 billion. That’s almost ten times their yearly earnings. A mountain of promises, if you ask me, and mountains are awfully good at crumbling.








