Gold, GLD, and My Increasingly Anxious Portfolio

And lately, it’s been doing rather well. Gold’s gone above $5,000 an ounce. Which is…a lot. I checked my account. It’s…better. Not life-changing, but enough to justify another oat latte. This is the second part of a series for the Voyager Portfolio, and I’m starting to suspect that ‘portfolio’ is just a fancy word for ‘collection of anxieties’. It hasn’t been a straight line upwards, though. Far from it. There have been periods where it’s just…sat there. Like a very expensive paperweight.

AMD: Another Chip, Another Dollar

Lisa Su, the CEO, is the reason. She took a company that was, let’s be honest, circling the drain back in the early 2010s, and she steered it towards these little silicon rectangles – CPUs and GPUs. Turns out, those things are important now. Especially with all this artificial intelligence nonsense. Who knew?

A Bull’s Diversion: Three Tokens of Passing Interest

One might deem it reckless, even vulgar, to contemplate further involvement in such volatility. Yet, I venture to suggest that a discerning investor – one who appreciates a touch of elegant risk – might find opportunity in Bitcoin (BTC +1.28%), Ether (ETH +0.94%), and Solana (SOL +1.40%) during this momentary lapse of public favour. To profit from panic, you see, is the very essence of sophistication.

NICE: A Peculiar Plunge

According to a filing – a terribly official document filled with numbers and legal gobbledegook – Intrepid decided NICE was no longer to their liking. They sold the lot, leaving a $2.90 million gap in their portfolio. It’s like deciding you don’t want a particularly large, slightly grumpy badger anymore. Perfectly their prerogative, of course, but it does make one wonder.

Funds and Follies: A Divertissement

The Vanguard offering, VONG, is presented as a collection of “growth stocks” – as if growth were a tangible substance one could measure and bottle. It focuses on the larger American enterprises, a grand assembly of ambition and, inevitably, disappointment. The fund’s holdings lean heavily towards the technological realm, a landscape of ephemeral promises and silicon dreams. One suspects the fund manager spends his days chasing algorithms, hoping to divine the future from the digital entrails. It strives to mimic the performance of the Russell 1000 Growth index, a task akin to attempting to herd cats during a thunderstorm.

Power & Data: A Few Bets

Vistra (VST 0.40%) and Constellation Energy (CEG +0.18%) are two companies trying to keep up with the demand. They’re not curing cancer, mind you, but they’re providing the juice for the digital age. A modest contribution, perhaps, but a contribution nonetheless.

The Dividend Illusion & The Path to True Yield

The record reveals a stark divergence. Those companies which consistently grow their distributions offer a return of 10.2% annually. Yet, those who merely offer a high yield, often at the expense of future viability – those who cut or eliminate their payouts – deliver a return not of prosperity, but of loss – a negative 0.9%. This is not merely a matter of numbers; it is a testament to the corrosive effect of unsustainable practices. The illusion of immediate gratification, the siren song of a high yield, often masks a slow, agonizing decline.

Bitcoin or Index Fund? Honestly, What a Question.

The premise is this: risk versus reward. Groundbreaking. Bitcoin, they say, has gone up a ridiculous amount in the last three years. 236%. Okay, fine. But then it drops 15% in the last twelve months. Suddenly, it’s not so impressive, is it? It’s volatile. Like a teenager’s mood. And everyone’s acting like that’s a feature. It’s not. It’s exhausting. They throw around terms like “Sharpe ratio” and “risk-adjusted returns.” Honestly, who talks like that? It’s like they’re trying to intimidate you with jargon. “Oh, you wouldn’t understand.”

A Spot of Optimism in a Dull Market

The filing, dated February 17th, 2026, reveals this little foray into the market. A rather predictable increase in their NICE holdings, one might add, during the fourth quarter of 2025. The transaction itself is, of course, quite tidy. The value of the position, at quarter’s end, rose by $8.22 million, reflecting both the addition of shares and, one hopes, a slight upward tick in the price. One always appreciates a bit of appreciation, doesn’t one?

Staples & Sense: A Look at Steady Fortunes

In times like these, when the future’s lookin’ a bit cloudy, investors—sensible ones, at least—gravitate towards brands they know, brands that’ve stood the test of time. They want a bit of resilience, a bit of income. Two such companies, worth a closer look, are Coca-Cola and Procter & Gamble. They ain’t gonna make you rich overnight, mind you, but they might just see you through to a comfortable tomorrow.