Act I: The Cloud Comedy of Errors

Enter Mr. Stanley Druckenmiller, a man whose portfolio has weathered the tempests of time like a miser clutching his coins. In the second quarter, he laid claim to Microsoft (MSFT), a choice as prudent as it was theatrical. One might imagine him muttering, “What art thou, Azure, but a gilded server farm?” Yet lo! The company’s net profit of $102 billion on $282 billion in revenue suggests a certain alchemical prowess. The CFO, Amy Hood, declares their intent to “invest against the expansive opportunity,” a phrase so grandiose it might have been lifted from the lips of a baron boasting of his new château.

Cresco Labs: A Green Drama of Survival

Five years ago, a $1,000 bet on CRLBF would now fetch you a mere $200 and a sigh. Meanwhile, the S&P 500, that unassuming index, has grown the same sum to $1,878. A tale of two markets, perhaps? Or a parable of bureaucratic madness?

Oklo: A Nuclear Energy Gamble Worth Considering?

But here’s the thing about underdogs: they don’t always stay on top. Oklo is still navigating what can only be described as a minefield of challenges. Does it have potential? Absolutely. Is it ready to justify its current valuation? Well, that’s where things get interesting-or complicated, depending on how you look at it.

3 Magnificent Stocks to Buy in September

To illuminate the path, three sages of Fool.com present their case for three stocks worthy of attention this September: Apple (AAPL), Airbnb (ABNB), and RH (RH). Let us examine their arguments with the detached curiosity such matters demand.

Dividend Dreams: ETF or DIY?

It’s an index-tracking ETF, which means its managers are basically just following a recipe. The recipe? The Dow Jones U.S. Dividend 100 index. Think of it as a dating app for stocks: only companies with a 10-year history of raising dividends get a profile. REITs? Out. It’s like a VIP lounge for financially stable, dividend-friendly corporations.

Dividend Dilemma: Realty Income or Pfizer?

Two titans of the dividend arena, Realty Income (O) and Pfizer (PFE), stand before us. Both have long histories of distributing dividends, though their paths diverge like those of two men at a crossroads-one with a map, the other with a compass.

Why Walmart Could Be Warren Buffett’s Hidden Gem in 2025

Walmart is, of course, a familiar name in Buffett’s portfolio-a dalliance that began in 2005 and, like most of his romantic entanglements, ended with a certain sense of disillusionment in 2018. For over a decade, Walmart was a principal figure in Berkshire Hathaway’s empire, only for Buffett to begin shedding the stock in 2015, his faith eroded by the siren call of Amazon’s e-commerce juggernaut. In fact, shortly after bidding farewell to Walmart, Buffett turned to Amazon, buying up shares with the same fervor as a lovesick teenager.

Warren Buffett’s 95th Birthday: Lessons in Longevity & Wealth

Royston Yang: Before Buffett, I was the investing equivalent of a TikTok stock tipper-buying based on vibes and a Google search. Then the Oracle of Omaha dropped a mic drop on my ignorance: Stocks aren’t *things*; they’re *businesses*. Suddenly, I wasn’t just picking winners; I was dating companies. It was like swiping right on a soulmate… who also pays rent on time. Happy birthday to the guy who made me stop sounding like a broke college student in a Reddit thread.

SoFi Stock: A Fever Dream of Greed and Growth

SoFi has been on a rampage lately, devouring markets and spitting out profits like a rabid wolf tearing through a flock of sheep. Over the past three years, its share price has skyrocketed more than 300%, making early investors feel like they’ve cracked the cosmic code. But here we are, staring at $30 as if it’s the edge of a cliff, wondering whether jumping off will send us soaring-or plummeting into the abyss.

Three Stocks for the Discerning Investor’s Portfolio

Alphabet (GOOG) (GOOGL) reigns as a colossus of the digital realm, its empire built on the twin pillars of Google Search and the ever-expanding Google Cloud. Critics whisper of generative AI as a storm in the distance, a threat to displace the old guard. But let us not mistake the horizon for a battlefield. Google Search, that “old-world” sentinel, still commands the field with a dominance honed over decades. Even as it weaves generative AI into its fabric-a union of machine and man-the algorithm’s pulse remains steady, its revenue rising 12% in Q2 alone.