Dividends & Dodges: A Piggy Bank’s Tale

They’ve gone and branded themselves ‘The Monthly Dividend Company.’ A bit boastful, if you ask me. As if simply handing money back to you regularly is some sort of grand achievement. Still, they’ve been doing it for over thirty years, so they must be doing something right. Or, more likely, everyone else is doing everything wrong. They own a truly astonishing number of properties – over fifteen thousand! Shops, warehouses, even vineyards, casinos, and these peculiar ‘data centers’ where all your secrets are stored. It’s a vast empire built on other people’s spending habits. And they lease everything out for an average of 8.8 years. Long enough to squeeze a bit of profit, but not long enough to avoid a proper mess when things go sour.








