Coherent’s Stock Plummets Amidst Bureaucratic Absurdity

The market participants, those faceless clerks of capital, acted with a mechanical precision that bordered on cruelty. They sold their shares en masse, leaving Coherent’s value scattered like papers in a windstorm, while the S&P 500, ever the stoic bureaucrat, remained unmoved, tracing its usual flat trajectory as though nothing had occurred. And yet, one cannot help but wonder whether this calamity was not preordained by some inscrutable committee seated in a dimly lit room far above human comprehension.








