Powell’s Last Dance? (Or, How to Bore the Market to Death)

The poor guy, Jerome Powell. He’s facing a dual mandate – stable prices and full employment. It’s like being asked to simultaneously juggle chainsaws and knit a tea cozy. And the former President keeps yelling instructions from the cheap seats. Honestly, it’s a miracle he hasn’t stormed off stage. His term as chair ends in May, which means one last chance to disappoint the orange-haired heckler. A fitting finale, wouldn’t you say?







