Amazon’s Earnings: A Business Historian’s Notes on the Cosmic Retail Phenomenon
Revenue clocked in at $167.7 billion, while diluted earnings per share landed at $1.68, both figures surpassing consensus estimates with the kind of ease usually reserved for Olympic sprinters or particularly smug cats. But before we all start throwing ticker-tape parades for Jeff Bezos’ brainchild, let us pause and consider what these numbers mean in the grand tapestry of Amazon’s existence-a story so improbable it might as well involve aliens, time travel, or possibly both. (Though if anyone could make intergalactic retail work, it’s probably them.)