Berkshire’s Bubbles: Dividends and the Improbability of Profit

In his first dispatch as CEO (a rather formal term, when you think about it – dispatch. Sounds like carrier pigeons are involved), Abel highlighted the dividend income from these long-held positions. The numbers, it turns out, are… substantial. Enough to make you question the very nature of money, and whether it isn’t, in fact, just a collective hallucination. But let’s not dwell on existential crises just yet. Let’s talk about the cash.

Gates’ Portfolio: Boring is the New Black

I’ve been tracking this for a while now, and it’s clear he’s not trying to beat the market. He’s trying to outlast it. It’s a very different approach. Units of Cryptocurrency Lost: 12. Hours Spent Watching Charts: 9. Number of Panicked Texts to Friends: 24. I’ve definitely been on the wrong side of that equation more than once. And it’s not just him, of course. Warren Buffett’s fingerprints are all over this, which is hardly surprising. The man understands value investing like no other. Though, let’s be honest, even he occasionally makes questionable decisions. Remember Coca-Cola? Still, you can’t argue with the results.

Nvidia: Chips, Chatbots, and the Inevitable

They’re always tinkering, these engineers. Trying to build a better chip. More efficient. It’s a decent enough thing to do, I suppose. And right now, the interesting bit is making chips that help chatbots think faster. Or, at least, seem to think faster. That’s the goal, anyway.

Interactive Brokers: The Algorithm & The Abyss

A slightly unnerving robot, contemplating spreadsheets.

Structural strength, you see, doesn’t eliminate structural risk. It merely changes the shape of the abyss you’re staring into. Unlike the whims of interest rates or the erratic dance of trading volumes, these risks creep up on you. They accumulate quietly, through the machinations of regulators, the shifting sands of geopolitics, and the inevitable evolution of institutions. For the long-term investor, these are the things that truly matter. The things that keep a sensible historian awake at night.

VOO vs. RSP: A Perfectly Reasonable Panic

Tech went from being the hero to…well, the guy who brought potato salad to the picnic and then ate half of it himself. It’s been lagging, and you know what that means? Diversification, apparently. A concept my Aunt Mildred has been lecturing me about since 1987. The traditional S&P 500 is underperforming, but the equal-weight version, the Invesco S&P 500 Equal Weight ETF (RSP +0.28%), is doing…fine. It’s gained almost 6% this year (as of March 3), while the Vanguard S&P 500 ETF (VOO +0.87%) is just…there. Flat. Like a lukewarm glass of water.

BYD: Three Years and a Bit of Magic

The current plan involves exporting these lightning-powered contraptions to various corners of the world. A perfectly sensible strategy. The trick, of course, is getting the factories built before the local weather patterns decide to have a disagreement with your logistical timelines. But let’s assume, for the sake of argument, that doesn’t happen. In this optimistic scenario, those overseas factories start humming along nicely, producing vehicles at a rate that would make even the most industrious dwarves blush. Europe, it seems, is developing a fondness for electric carriages. Southeast Asia is proving to be a surprisingly enthusiastic customer. And even Latin America, with its penchant for flamboyant transportation, is showing interest.1

Bitcoin at $68k? A Log of One Investor’s Feelings

But here’s the thing. It’s often the things nobody wants that turn out to be… well, not entirely worthless. Rumours of Bitcoin’s demise, as they say, are greatly exaggerated. And I’ve been thinking, if I’m going to allocate a grand – a whole thousand pounds! – into crypto right now, it probably should be Bitcoin. Mostly because I’m terrified of making the wrong decision and then having to explain it to my mother.

Nu Holdings: The Mexican Gambit

Brazil remains the engine, humming along with a predictable, almost reassuring monotony. It was there the company perfected its art of lending, built a brand that, if not exactly beloved, is at least tolerated, and achieved a scale that allows it to ignore the occasional disgruntled customer. But to remain merely Brazilian is to invite stagnation. To be a true banking behemoth, one must expand, conquer, and, of course, collect the appropriate fees.