Tesla’s Grand Ambitions and the Specter of Decline

Musk envisions Tesla as the world’s most valuable company—a titan striding across the earth, unrivaled and supreme. This vision hinges upon the success of ventures like the Cybercab robotaxi, the Optimus humanoid robot, and the continued development of its Full Self-Driving (FSD) software. Yet for all the fanfare surrounding these futuristic gambits, the sobering truth remains: 74% of Tesla’s revenue still flows from its EV business, which appears to be teetering on the brink of collapse. One might call this a classic case of counting one’s chickens before they hatch, though in Musk’s defense, the chickens in question are autonomous and do not, strictly speaking, exist.

Buffett’s $78B Buybacks in Slump: Oracle’s Touch in Question

Most investors track Buffett’s moves through Berkshire Hathaway’s quarterly 13F filings. But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. The real story is hidden in the quarterly operating reports—buried on the final pages, just before the executive certifications. There, in plain sight for those who know where to look, lies the gritty detail of his buyback program: shares of Berkshire Hathaway itself.

Buffett’s Dashedly Clever Bet: A $1K Stake in American Express 🎩

Behold! The AmEx card, a veritable deus ex machina in the world of finance, operates not merely as a plastic rectangle but as an exquisitely selective dining club for the well-heeled. Unlike those vulgar imitators Visa and Mastercard, who fling their cards at any Tom, Dick, or Harry with a pulse, AmEx insists on a clientele so refined they could probably spell “economically” without batting an eyelid. This exclusivity, one might argue, is a masterstroke of Jeeves-like cunning, for it ensures a clientele less prone to default and more inclined to dine at Michelin-starred establishments. And indeed, the delinquency rate? A mere 0.8%—a figure so low it makes a penguin’s waddle look efficient.

3 Insights on Chipotle Stock Worth Knowing Before Investing

As of July 24, this formidable culinary titan rests 34% below its zenith reached in June 2024. The urge to snatch this dip in valuation may tease your impulsive side, yet a precipitated decision could lead to regret. Thus, before you leap into the waters of investment, here are three elemental truths regarding Chipotle that require your attention.

Crypto’s Dubious Ascent

A decade ago, the collective value of these digital playthings amounted to a modest five billion dollars – a sum a prosperous merchant could amass in a particularly successful season of trading carpets. Today, as of this remarkably unremarkable July 24th, we find ourselves gazing at a crypto universe worth a staggering 3.83 trillion! This exuberant rise has, naturally, benefited the likes of XRP (XRP) and Bitcoin (BTC), which have enjoyed rallies of 773% and 426% respectively over the last three years. One might almost suspect a conspiracy amongst the algorithms.

Krispy Kreme: The Doughnut Dynasty’s Perilous Plunge

Ah, the eternal question: when should one buy the dip? For those unfamiliar with this peculiar phrase, it refers to the act of purchasing shares at their lowest ebb, hoping they will rebound like a well-kneaded dough. It is a gambit as old as commerce itself, beloved by speculators and reviled by cautious investors alike. But beware, dear reader, for not all dips are created equal. To quote the immortal wisdom of Ostap Bender, “A fool and his money are soon parted, but only if the fool believes he’s found a bargain.”

Walmart: A Beige Fortress of Calm

They say Walmart’s market cap is over $750 billion. Numbers like that just glide over me, honestly. It’s harder to grasp than the sheer quantity of plastic storage bins one encounters in the home goods section. But the size matters, doesn’t it? It’s not just the money; it’s the sheer, almost terrifying scope of the operation. More than 10,750 stores, they claim, scattered across nineteen countries. It’s the kind of expansionist ambition that used to get empires built. Now it gets you a parking lot full of minivans. They bump up against Target and Kroger and Costco, sure, but those places feel…aspirational. Like places people *want* to be seen. Walmart is where you go when you just need things.

Starlink: To IPO or Not to IPO?

Currently, the object of much investor fascination is SpaceX, the company run by Elon Musk. As of today (a date which, as far as we know, is still valid), it’s valued at a rather startling $350 billion, making it the most valuable privately held technology company in existence. (Which is, of course, only valuable if someone else agrees it is, a rather shaky philosophical foundation if you think about it.)