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The House of Heineken, famed for its golden elixirs and strategic pricing, released its second-quarter earnings this morning. On a net organic adjusted basis, revenue and profits improved, much like a sorcerer conjuring gold from lead. Yet the magic was not in the volume of brews sold, but in the price tags affixed to them. Volumes, however, continued their slow waltz downward, leaving investors to ponder whether they’d been handed a goblet of ambrosia or a chalice of despair.

Over the weekend, in the slender hours when most traders dream of green candles flickering through the night, a familiar word arrived from Mr. Musk—a name spoken too often for comfort and too seldom for certainty. He had inked a deal with Samsung; inked, as those in my line might say, in characters twelve figures long. Sixteen and a half billion dollars—enough to make the numbers on a ticker tape pause and clear their throat—was the sum exchanged for a future that gleams somewhere just out of reach.

On this dismal day, LVMH, that once-mighty colossus of opulence, found itself in the company of other beleaguered titans, such as Heineken, Puma, and AB/InBev. Its European peers—noble but weary Hermes, pragmatic Kering, and stolid Richemont—all beckoned retreat, stumbling haphazardly under the weight of weak earnings and the disquieting nature of a tariff agreement, which, if we dare to paint it with the brush of sincerity, feels more like a gilded cage than a highway to prosperity.

The portrait painted by Cantor Fitzgerald’s analyst Thomas Blakey, however, offers a glimpse of optimism quite different from the wary murmurs that often shroud corporate earnings. ServiceNow, with its ardent embrace of artificial intelligence (AI), seems unfazed by the naysayers. Blakey’s report, penned ahead of market open, reiterated a buy recommendation—a veritable beacon for those seeking solace in an otherwise tumultuous financial sea. His aspirations for a $1,200-per-share target stand nearly 22% higher than the waves where the stock currently resides.

In a delightful display of strategic acumen, true to its artificial intelligence (AI) aspirations, Nice has bravely ventured forth to acquire the amiable AI conjurers at Cognigy for a princely sum of $955 million, rather like a gentleman purchasing a grand but slightly flawed estate at auction. This acquisition has caused quite the stir in the marketplace, and one might argue it is entirely merited.

One need not possess a fortune to embark on a venture into the realm of promising high-yield stocks, many of which charm their way onto the balance sheets of the prudent investor with a mere $1,000. Take, for instance, the illustrious Sirius XM Holdings (SIRI) and the vexingly popular Camping World (CWH). Each presents an alluring yield, a faithful companionship of at least 2.8%, and price tags that flit enticingly beneath the $25 mark—an invitation not to be easily dismissed. Permit me to elaborate further.

Imagine, if you will, a sorcerer’s spell that takes twenty tiny pebbles and fuses them into one glistening gem. A reverse split is this very trick, but for shares of stock. Instead of multiplying your coins, it swallows them whole, leaving you with fewer, pricier tokens. Your treasure remains the same, but the coins now gleam with a gaudier sheen.

By the time the church bell struck 11:11 a.m. Eastern (which is far too late for any honest day’s work but just about right for selling stocks), investors had already commenced tossing shares overboard, and the price dipped about 8%. Such is the way of things—no faster does a company ask for more of your money than folks start clutching their wallets with the suspicion of a poker player dealt one card too many.

Banking, once the preserve of stone pillars and hushed carpeting, is now an exercise in swiping, tapping, and—if you’re young and stylish enough—showing your phone screen to any half-interested observer on public transport. SoFi, by all appearances, is particularly adept at luring students and entry-level professionals. Its app is famously easy to use—rudimentary, some would say, if you harbor the suspicion (as I do) that simplicity in banking is nature’s way of lulling you before separating you from your last ten dollars.