Oklo’s Stock Surge: A Quantum Leap in the Nuclear Labyrinth

Initially adrift in a sea of uncertainty, Oklo’s shares had waned, burdened by the aftershocks of a quarterly earnings report revealing a net loss of $24.7 million, equating to $0.18 per share for the nascent, pre-revenue company. Investors, akin to scholars poring over an inscrutable manuscript, fretted over the nebulous timelines of their enterprise. Yet, as if a fateful turn of the page revealed a vital passage, the tide shifted dramatically with news from the Department of Energy (DOE).

Cryptocurrency and 401(k)s: A Dash of Digital Dynamism

The order, with the moral certainty of a man who has never lost a game of bridge, blames “opportunistic trial lawyers” for keeping crypto out of retirement plans. One imagines these lawyers as a particularly nosey flock of seagulls, swooping down to snatch your chips. The administration proposes “safe harbors” for crypto trading-a sort of legal bubble wrap for companies with the courage to offer digital assets. It is a charmingly literal solution to a problem that might have been better addressed with a firm handshake and a stiff drink.

Berkshire Hathaway: A Trader’s Take on Five Years of Stock Shenanigans

If you had put $1,000 into Berkshire Hathaway back in August 2020-just a casual four-digit bet on an octogenarian billionaire who doesn’t text or tweet-you’d be sitting pretty with $2,221 today. That’s an annualized growth rate of 17.3%. Meanwhile, the S&P 500 (^GSPC), which everyone loves to fawn over like it’s their favorite sitcom rerun, only grew by 13.8% annually without dividends reinvested. Add those dividends? Still lags behind Berkshire. And let me just say, if I hear one more person bragging about their index fund like it’s a golden retriever winning Best in Show, I might scream.

Quantum Madness: IonQ vs. QCi in the Data Apocalypse

IonQ (IONQ) and Quantum Computing Inc. (QUBT) are the two knights in this quantum joust. IonQ’s ions dance under laser beams like a psychedelic ballet, while QCi’s photons sprint through entropy’s chaos. But here’s the rub: one is a starving visionary, the other a bloated corporate ghost. Let’s ride the data highway and see who survives the next crash.

USA Rare Earth’s Stock Soars on 2025 Mojo

USA Rare Earth remains in the pre-revenue phase of its development, a status that could be described as “financially opaque” if one were being polite. The company’s Q2 report offered no profit margins, no revenue figures, and certainly no answers to life’s great questions (like why tea bags are labeled “twist to close” when they’re already twisted). However, management did confirm that operations at its Oklahoma rare earth magnet facility remain on track for Q1 2026-a date so far in the future it might as well be written in hieroglyphics.

Navitas Semiconductor: A Contrarian’s Tale of $10K and GaN

Behold the magic of mid-May 2025: Nvidia and Navitas decided to team up and build data centers so efficient, they’ll make your 1980s mainframe weep into its floppy disks. These aren’t your grandmother’s data centers-they’re 800V powerhouses needing silicon carbide (SiC) and gallium nitride (GaN) chips to function. Navitas, of course, sells those. It’s like giving a baker a recipe for eternal life… if the baker also happened to sell the ingredients. [stock_chart symbol="NASDAQ:NVTS" f_id="381020" language="en"]

This Overlooked AI Stock Is Making a Fortune While Most Investors Snooze

Now, I’d like to introduce you to International Business Machines-or IBM, as it’s affectionately known by those who have stopped squinting at their 401(k) statements. You’d think that, given its long history of industry influence, IBM would be the toast of Wall Street. But no, it’s been left to quietly profit while everyone is busy chasing the flashy newcomers. And why? Well, IBM’s strategy in the AI realm is simple: solve real problems for real businesses. No need for flashy headlines or piles of venture capital. No sir. IBM has decided to make itself indispensable to those enterprises that need a reliable, cost-effective, and safe way to harness the power of artificial intelligence.

Ethereum’s Quiet Triumph Amid Tariffs

I’ll admit it-I didn’t handle things well at first. My instinct was to buy Bitcoin (CRYPTO: BTC), because isn’t that what everyone does when the world seems to be falling apart? It’s the financial equivalent of hiding under the bed with a flashlight. But here’s the thing about hiding under beds: eventually, you realize there’s a whole other room out there, full of possibilities you hadn’t considered. In this case, that room turned out to be Ethereum (ETH).

The Unlikely Crown: A Contrarian’s Guide to Future Dividend Kings

But as any contrarian worth their salt will tell you, there’s often more value in looking at who *isn’t* wearing the crown-yet. Today, we’re going to take a jaunt through three contenders for this dubious honor: ExxonMobil, NNN REIT, and Medtronic. They may not have reached the magical 50-year mark, but they’re close enough to make you wonder if the market has underestimated them-or overestimated them, depending on your point of view.

TMC Stock Plummets Amid Trade Hopes and Valuation Volatility

The Trump administration’s recent easing of export restrictions on high-end AI chips and semiconductor manufacturing equipment to China-framed as a strategic concession to stimulate trade negotiations-has introduced volatility into TMC’s stock. While the administration positions these moves as temporary trade-offs to secure long-term access to China’s rare earth supply, the implication is clear: the perceived scarcity and strategic value of rare earth minerals are being recalibrated in real time. For TMC, a pre-revenue enterprise betting on seabed mining as a counterbalance to Chinese dominance, this recalibration has triggered a reassessment of its risk-reward profile.