The transaction was made at a price of $11.35 per share, as reported on SEC Form 4. The total value of the transaction, calculated using the closing price on the day of the trade, was $3,083,653.12.
This acquisition represents 1.5% of Maven’s reportable assets under management, which is like being the third wheel at a party where everyone else is already married to their own portfolios. The top holdings, meanwhile, look like a list of things that are either very popular or very expensive. Tesla, for instance, is the financial version of a celebrity-everyone wants to be associated with it, even if they don’t quite understand why.
Both ETFs are like crypto’s answer to fast food: single-asset funds that give you pure exposure to either bitcoin or ether. No sides. No salads. Just the meat. But which meat? The one that’s survived market acid rain (bitcoin) or the one tied to a blockchain that’s basically a rebellious teenager (ether)?
Here is the simple truth: both these funds charge an almost mundane fee of a quarter of a percent-costs that, in the great vista of investment, can at times seem like mere grains of dust caught in a desert wind. Neither pays dividends; there’s no cash to be taken and cherished, only the hopes of capital growth. They are both straightforward in their design, like the lean tools of a seasoned woodsman-spot exposures to their respective digital assets, unadorned and unpretentious.
Both funds-their thumbs pressed firmly on the pulse of America’s big-cap stock carcass-lure investors with different philosophies: QQQ, the speed freak, leans heavily on tech-an unforgiving, relentless buzz saw-while VOO offers the broader, more forgiving hand of the S&P 500, a smorgasbord of U.S. market life. This isn’t just a two-way street, it’s a hell ride into the soul of what makes the market tick-performance, peril, and pure, unadulterated risk wrapped in a black leather coat of hope or despair.
Apparently, Bain Capital, the private equity version of that guy at the office who always looks like he’s planning your downfall but secretly just wants job security, decided to dip its toes into the optometric waters. They bought almost 200,000 shares of National Vision’s stock-EYE, which is somehow more of a visual pun than an actual ticker. This was all during the third quarter, a period which, in my own schedule, often coincides with that awkward moment when I realize I’ve been staring at my inbox for hours and still have no idea what the latest corporate jargon actually means. The stock, at just shy of $24 per share, has surged 113.82% in the past year, outselling my own failed attempts to grow a beard by a wide margin-by about 97 percentage points.
Here, a transaction unfolds like some tragic ballet: fifty-three percent of her equity, her silent assurance of dominance, evaporating into the ether. What darker sleight of hand allows such a sale during a period when the market, like a capricious mistress, cloaks her true intentions behind a veil of stability? The answer, cloaked in bureaucratic tedium, could easily be a strategic retreat or a desperate grasp at liquidity-an act of a ballerina-dancing on her toes, aware of the abyss beneath.
According to an SEC filing, McCollum Christoferson sold out its entire position in Simply Good Foods during the third quarter. The exit was as thorough as a parent cleaning out a child’s closet-no sentimental value, just a pile of old t-shirts and a faint smell of regret. The transaction, valued at $3,979,866, was based on the quarterly average price, which I assume is a fancy way of saying “we’ll take whatever the market gives us.”
The fund, in its quarterly report, disclosed the purchase of 1,511,866 shares, a gesture both bold and hesitant. The value of this holding, 7.47% of the fund’s equity assets, suggested a calculated risk, yet the numbers themselves were a riddle: a company with a market cap of nearly a billion, yet net income in the red, its revenues a flickering flame.
On November 10, 2025, Hillsdale Investment Management Inc. filed with the SEC that it had acquired 1,738,825 shares of SSR Mining Inc., a move that cost them roughly $42.45 million. For context, that’s about what my sister paid for her “investment” in a NFT of a dancing cat. But unlike her cat, SSR Mining actually produces something: gold, silver, copper, and the occasional lead balloon.