So, it turns out that Smart Money Wallets are hoarding five cryptos like they’re the last cookies in the jar: AI Rig Complex (ARC), Toly’s Minutes (TOLY), Euler (EUL), OX Coin (OX), and Solana Social Explorer (SSE). ARC is the overachiever here, raking in over $900,000 in netflow, while TOLY is not far behind with … Read more
Ah, Berachain (BERA), that whimsical creature of the market, has decided to rise by a modest 7% in the last 24 hours, nudging its market cap above the lofty heights of $900 million. One might say it’s like watching a tortoise sprint past a hare, supported by the strong technical indicators that whisper sweet nothings … Read more
So here we go—altcoins like DOGEai, SIREN, and Nodecoin (NC) are supposedly the “hidden gems” for March. Because, you know, there’s nothing like a “hidden gem” to make you feel like you’ve found gold in an old cereal box. DOGEai is riding the coattails of Solana and Dogecoin‘s popularity—like a stray cat cozying up to … Read more
Ah, Cardano (ADA), the once-mighty titan of the crypto seas, now finds itself adrift, down nearly 34% in the last 30 days and a staggering 15% in just a week. With a market cap now languishing at $22 billion, it has been trading below the illustrious $1 mark for over a month, a reflection of … Read more
In the ever-volatile cryptoVerse, our dear PI Coin has taken a rather unpleasant dive, shedding a quarter of its value in a mere day. The market’s wealth has vanished like a magician’s rabbit, to the tune of $160 billion. 🎩✨ But fear not, my dear speculators! The tea leaves of technical analysis hint at a … Read more
In a week that could only be described as a financial opera, Bitcoin ETFs have witnessed a staggering $2.7 billion in outflows, heralding the arrival of a bear market that even the most stoic of bulls would find hard to ignore. Corporate Bitcoin holders are clutching their pearls, and liquidations are soaring like a kite … Read more
So, XRP took a bit of a tumble lately. You know, just a casual dip inspired by the gloomy vibes of the crypto market. Classic! But hey, while the rest of us are crying into our wallets, the whales are going on a shopping spree! They’ve been stacking up XRP like it’s going out of … Read more
So, XRP is clinging to its last fraying threads, and analysts can’t decide whether it’s about to rebound like a bad habit or nosedive like my last attempt at adulting. 🥴 With technical indicators that look like a toddler’s drawing, and outside factors gnawing at investor confidence, traders are bracing themselves for the next XRP … Read more
In a most unexpected turn of events, SEC Commissioner Caroline Crenshaw has decided to don her critic’s hat and pen a letter that could make even the most seasoned playwright weep with envy. She has taken aim at the Commission’s newfound affection for all things crypto, accusing it of willfully tossing the law out the … Read more
“Ethereum‘s Savior or Just a Bunch of Hippies?” Ethereum’s Savior or Just a Bunch of Hippies? 🌳 In a bizarre turn of events, the Ethereum Foundation (EF) has conjured up a mystical entity known as the Silviculture Society, a 15-member advisory council tasked with the sacred duty of defending the project’s core values. Because, you … Read more