At the moment, ETH is trading at $2,634—up 1.2% in just a day! That’s right, folks, after taking a little nap from its high of $2,771 in May, ETH took a tiny tumble to $2,482—more like a theatrical stumble—before bouncing back like a rubber ball in a silent film. It’s 44% up in the past 30 days, making a Hollywood style comeback after a blockbuster drop of 45% in Q1 of 2025. 🎬🔥
They noted that Bitcoin’s liquid supply has dropped a whopping 30% over the past 18 months. Thanks to institutional investors and those fancy Bitcoin acquisition vehicles (aka giant money bags), coins are being pulled off exchanges like it’s a Black Friday sale—except it’s forever and no one’s allowed to buy more.
Pi coin appears to be exhibiting a most promising “triple-bottom” pattern—a term that, if you please, suggests it’s contemplating an ascent. Rumblings concerning the impending Phase 2 integration have begun to circulate, which, if true, could indeed stir the interest of even the most indifferent of financiers. Should all the stars align, there exists a possibility that Pi Coin might grace us with the illustrious $1 mark in the near future. 🎩✨
This piece is a guest post by blocmates, the intrepid explorers of all things on-chain, diligently deciphering crypto riddles without drowning in jargon. If it’s news worth knowing, they’ve already covered it. No secrets here—just plain talk and a pinch of sarcasm. 😉
On Tuesday, the New York Stock Exchange’s electronic arm, NYSE Arca, filed a 19b-4 form to list a Bitcoin fund linked to Trump’s media empire. For the non-financial folks, that’s a big deal. It’s the step right before getting the green light from regulators, which means Truth Social’s Bitcoin fund could be up and running on a US exchange soon. How’s that for a plot twist? 🤷♂️
Here’s the problem? It’s pricey. Scalability, costs, interoperability—sounds more like my dating life—privacy worries, regulatory headaches, and the long wait for everyone to get on board. And yet, food fraud? It’s not going anywhere. David Carvalho from Naoris Protocol says:
The bill, which promises to shower tax cuts on corporations and the ultra-wealthy, is set to balloon the U.S. national debt by a jaw-dropping $3.8 trillion over the next decade. XRP advocate John Deaton—who clearly loves stirring the pot—thinks Musk might just see this as the perfect excuse to stuff Tesla’s crypto wallet even further. As of now, Tesla holds a modest 11,509 BTC (that’s around $1.2 billion, if you’re keeping track), and Deaton’s prediction suggests they’ll be hoarding even more Bitcoin as a hedge against… well, everything. 🏦
But wait, it gets better. In a move that could only be described as “politics meets prime time,” they’re airdropping $47 worth of USD1 tokens to users who, apparently, joined through something called BulkTransfer — possibly a name that suggests bulk-buying support, or maybe just a fancy way to say “we spoon-feed you digital goodies.”
Earlier this year, both Ripple and the SEC were on the verge of sealing the deal—like a romantic comedy stuck on “Will they or won’t they?” But then, Judge Torres swooped in with her procedural no-no, saying the motion was “procedurally improper,” whatever that means. Now, the legal circus continues, and XRP holders are basically stuck watching paint dry, hoping for a miracle.
At the time of writing (and no, we’re not just trying to sound fancy), HYPE had moved from $31 to $37.85 since Sunday. I know, crazy right? And if you check, from its April lows, HYPE’s up a staggering 300%. Is this the beginning of a new era of fortune? Stay tuned!
