Now listen here, folks! It appears that KAITO has had the audacity to tumble down from its shiny pinnacle of $2.92—an achievement it clutched for a fleeting two days before the market decided to give it a hearty shove. This rickety altcoin is now scratching its head, hoping to clamber back up, while the bigger … Read more
Ah, the illustrious chart formation, a veritable harbinger of bullish escapades in the grand theatre of finance! The “cup” phase, dear reader, is akin to a market in a melancholic reverie, desperately seeking its nadir, while the “handle” phase is but a fleeting dalliance with despair before the price, like a phoenix, rises to claim … Read more
The TRUMP meme coin, once a symbol of political satire, has hit an all-time low. The token, which failed to break above the $21.45 barrier, fell below $12 earlier in the week but recovered after the political clash between US President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Zelensky. Despite being up by 8% today, technical indicators … Read more
Ah, the crypto market, a veritable theater of the absurd, where meme coins, like tragic heroes, have stumbled through the month of February, their fortunes plummeting to depths previously unimagined. Yet, amidst this chaos, a glimmer of hope flickers, as if to mock the very nature of despair. In this existential analysis, we delve into … Read more
Breaking News: Buckle up, Solana enthusiasts! A whopping 11.2 million SOL tokens—worth a casual $1.57 billion—are hitting the market today. Why? Oh, just another thrilling chapter in the never-ending FTX bankruptcy saga. 🎭 If you think this is just another day in crypto, think again. Fun fact: the FTX bankruptcy is shaping up to be … Read more
Oh, Hedera (HBAR), the darling of expectant enthusiasts, you’ve had a month so grim, they’ve started whispering conspiracy theories at the watercooler! But lo! A twist worthy of the cheapest soap opera: March 2025 bears whispers of a titillating reversal rally. Drama, you say? 🎭 Indeed. HBAR Tiptoes Coyly Back Into the Bullish Zone Picture … Read more
Oh, what a week it’s been in the crypto world! The Lazarus Group managed to pull off a $1.5 billion heist from Bybit, and the exchange is still standing. Meanwhile, Bitcoin ETFs saw a record $2.6 billion outflow, sending BTC into a bearish spiral. And as if that wasn’t enough, meme coin scams are on … Read more
In a rather peculiar turn of events befitting the works of a great existential philosopher, a federal court in the vast expanse of the United States has boldly dismissed the dubious lawsuit instigated by the SEC against the enigmatic figure, Richard Heart—extravagantly flourishing founder of HEX—on grounds of audacious jurisdictional overreach. In the aftermath of … Read more
Hold onto your wallets, folks! US President Donald Trump is throwing the first-ever cryptocurrency summit on March 7, 2025, at the White House. Yes, you heard that right! It’s like a prom for digital coins! 🎉 This event is basically the government saying, “Hey, we’re cool with crypto now!” and trying to figure out how … Read more
So, it turns out that Smart Money Wallets are hoarding five cryptos like they’re the last cookies in the jar: AI Rig Complex (ARC), Toly’s Minutes (TOLY), Euler (EUL), OX Coin (OX), and Solana Social Explorer (SSE). ARC is the overachiever here, raking in over $900,000 in netflow, while TOLY is not far behind with … Read more