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Crypto comme dans un tableau de Molière

Ah ! Mes amis, dans cette pièce de la bourse moderne, le Bitcoin (BTC) a, d’un souffle, dépassé le seuil des 110 000 dollars, suite à des nouvelles venues d’Outre-Manche, où l’on cause de négociations commerciales entre la vieille Angleterre et la Chine, comme si le tout était un drame de Racine. Hélas ! voilà qu’il retombe comme un soufflet mal aiguisé, et le marché tourne comme une pièce de théâtre où les figurants jouent leur rôle à deux sous. Tandis que le CoinDesk 20 (CD20) se pavane de 2%, on peut penser que les investisseurs font leurs petites acribitidés entre les autres monnaies numériques, ou « altcoins », comme dirait Molière.

Шок! Коннектикут всерьез запретил крипту — что происходит? 🚫💰

Закон о крипте

Далеко не шутка: 10 июня был подписан закон HB 7082, в котором вся его суть сводится к: «Хватит, ребята! Не ваши это деньги!» Закон именуется Public Act 25-66 и вступит в силу уже 1 октября. Весь город на ушах — никто не собирается делиться виртуальными богатствами, как будто это приговор к бедности. 🤡

Binance Wallet’s Dazzling Alpha Earn Hub: A $12.5B Daily Bonanza

The launch comes at a particularly grand moment in Binance’s story, as it hits an extraordinary $12.5 billion in daily on-chain volume. This record was sparked by an uptick in activity around Binance Alpha, the go-to platform for all things token launches and airdrops. Clearly, the world is *thrilled* to be involved. 🥂

Is Sui Price About to Hit $4.20? You Won’t Believe What Happens Next! 😱

But wait, there’s more! The ecosystem is buzzing with excitement as the DeFi protocol Cetus has made a grand comeback on Sui after addressing some pesky vulnerabilities from a previous $220 million exploit. Nothing says “trust us” like a good old security overhaul, right? 🙄 Now, with all this bullish momentum, everyone is on the edge of their seats, wondering if SUI can break through its next major resistance. Grab your popcorn! 🍿

Polygon’s New CEO: Sandeep Nailwal Takes the Helm! 🚀

Now, under the watchful eye of the Polygon Foundation—an entity that oversees the labyrinthine corridors of Polygon Labs and its myriad offshoots—Nailwal will steer the ship. One can only imagine the boardroom banter as they plot their course through the choppy waters of layer-2 blockchain competition. 🏴‍☠️

Solana ETF Approval: The Odds Are In! 🎉

Yes, you heard it right! Seyffart, who tracks ETF developments like a hawk with a caffeine addiction, claims that Q4 2025 could be the moment we’ve all been waiting for. I mean, who doesn’t want to see a bunch of digital coins strutting down Wall Street like they own the place?

Ukraine’s Bold Bitcoin Move: Is This the Future of Finance or Just a Fad?

Oh, the chatter this has stirred! The global stage is abuzz, and the online discussions are positively frothy. Experts are practically swooning, declaring this a milestone for national-level cryptocurrency adoption. Although the central bank is still playing coy and hasn’t released any formal guidance, our dear lawmakers are clearly laying down the law for crypto assets at the highest echelons. How thrilling! 🎉