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With ARB strutting its stuff with a daily gain of +11.76% and a weekly growth of 10.21%, one might say the investors are building momentum like a train barreling down the tracks. This bullish wave is not merely a figment of technical analysis but is buoyed by rising market fundamentals, boasting a market cap of $1.98 billion—up +12.08% overnight! Daily trading volume has soared over 115% to a staggering $364.11 million. Who knew crypto could be so… lively? 🚀

Telegram, with its simplicity and reliability, is not just a messaging app; it is the golden ticket for the crypto industry to finally break into the mainstream. We are talking about a treasure trove of untapped potential for consumer-facing crypto applications. No longer is Telegram merely a chat room for crypto aficionados; it is swiftly transforming into a bustling construction site for their grand ideas. 🏗️

In a press release that could only be described as a veritable symphony of financial jargon, SG-FORGE proclaimed:

With votes that could only be described as robust from both the House Financial Services and Agriculture Committees, the momentum for a comprehensive oversight of the crypto realm in the year of our Lord, 2025, is indeed palpable. This bill aspires to dispel the fog of confusion that has long enveloped the crypto domain, whilst delineating the respective duties of the SEC and CFTC with the precision of a well-crafted sonnet. 🎩

This daring move comes as America’s crypto market seems to be awake from its slumber, with bitcoin flamboyantly exceeding $100,000 and other firms like Circle Internet basking in IPO glory. The move is almost as predictable as sunrise—cryptos going up, up, and away! Bullish parades itself as a blockchain exchange with “superior market depth” and “tight spreads,” led by none other than Tom Farley, the former NYSE president, who clearly believes if you sell enough hype, the dollars will come. 🚀

Par un merveilleux coup de baguette magique, la société, qui ne cesse d’émerveiller par ses investissements et ses cryptos (oh! la cryptologie de la modernité!), voit ses revenus, après avoir payé ses chiens de garde, augmenter de 8%, atteignant la modeste somme de 217 millions de deniers. Tout cela grâce à des utilisateurs plus actifs qu’une abeille en plein rêve d’Hexagone!

This triumphant entrance marks the first grand spectacle of a crypto company IPO in the United States since the illustrious Coinbase graced the stage in 2021. Now, the astute analysts, with their monocles firmly in place, are casting their gaze upon Kraken and Gemini, pondering who shall be the next to don the public equities garb.

But hold on, all eyes are on ETH. Traders whispering about big volatility, and guess what? ETH volume just went through the roof—like that party at your friend’s place when he’s got too much tequila.

And guess what? Jefferies, the American investment bank, is the lead underwriter. Sounds fancy, doesn’t it? But Bullish hasn’t even bothered to make a public statement about their grand plans. Classic! 🙄

Brian Quinlivan, the oracle of Santiment, shared his musings with CryptoMoon on this fine Wednesday. He noted a buzz on social media, a fervent hope for Bitcoin’s next ‘all-time high’. But, as the fates would have it, markets often dance to the tune of retail’s folly. So, dear friends, brace yourselves; we may not be ready for another bullish romp just yet! 🐂