They say it’s because current payment methods are slower than molasses in January and charge fees so high you’d think they’re covering the national debt. Who wouldn’t want a quicker, cheaper dollar lookalike? Nearly 7% of these corporations are already playing with stablecoins, acting like folks who bought a lotto ticket but hope they’ll be the one to win big.
This sudden retreat caught the eye of CryptoQuant’s resident fortune-teller, Axel Adler, who warned of darker days ahead — mainly because Bitcoin’s Open Interest took a nosedive faster than you can say “Margin Call.”
The charts—those grim prophecies of numbers—show Axiom’s fees ascending with all the grace of a drunken elephant on a tightrope, especially in the late days of May 2025. While Pump.fun keeps churning out fees like a broken faucet, Axiom’s climb is steeper, more deliberate, as if it’s got a secret weapon—probably a calculator and a sense of destiny.
Dogecoin, bless its cotton socks, dithering between a measly \$0.18 and \$0.24. One might think it’s simply
marking time, but apparently, deeper minds than ours (or perhaps just those with more spreadsheets) see
parallels to past bull cycles. A breakout, they say? How thrilling!
Brace yourselves: out of approximately 6.55 million XRP wallets, less than 4% can boast about having over 10,000 XRP. The rest? Well, over 5 million wallets are holding a modest 500 XRP or less—because who needs wealth when you can have dreams, right? Meanwhile, a select few dare to carry between 10,000 and 25,000 XRP, with another small gang holding 5,000 to 10,000. Must be nice to have pockets deep enough to drown in crypto. 💦
Traders, those clever foxes, employ bearish ETH options to hedge after Ether’s wild 49% jump in May. 🦊📈
The UK’s Financial Conduct Authority (FCA), in its infinite wisdom, has seen fit to appoint Sarah Pritchard as its new Deputy Chief Executive Officer. Since the FCA, like a tireless Sisyphus, is handling more tasks, its latest move focuses on digital finance, cryptocurrency, stablecoins, and Buy Now Pay Later (BNPL) services. One shudders to think of the paperwork. 📝
Apparently, the agency’s magnanimous request involves updating disclosures related to in-kind redemptions—because who doesn’t enjoy a good redemption story?—and, of course, revisiting their staking approaches, the digital equivalent of tweaking the recipe just when everyone thought the cake was baked.
On the ever-watchful platform X, Mmatters declared it’s high time Dogecoin managed to nudge past the last local peak — or risk going the way of the Dodo, dipping below $0.10 (and nobody wants that, unless you’re a very daring hamster). His hand-drawn chart pointed to the princely sum of $0.4390 as the magic number — the gate it must open to chase those shiny new highs.
And just before the clock struck 11 on June 10? ETH shaved through the $2,700 barrier like a hot knife through butter, reaching a high of $2,783. As we speak, it’s settled at $2,744.87, up a solid 6.54%. Over 560,900 coins changed hands — enough money to make a bank blush.
