On the ever-watchful platform X, Mmatters declared it’s high time Dogecoin managed to nudge past the last local peak — or risk going the way of the Dodo, dipping below $0.10 (and nobody wants that, unless you’re a very daring hamster). His hand-drawn chart pointed to the princely sum of $0.4390 as the magic number — the gate it must open to chase those shiny new highs.
And just before the clock struck 11 on June 10? ETH shaved through the $2,700 barrier like a hot knife through butter, reaching a high of $2,783. As we speak, it’s settled at $2,744.87, up a solid 6.54%. Over 560,900 coins changed hands — enough money to make a bank blush.
In a newly dropped YouTube soap opera, he spills that the decentralized oracle network is the hot topic among the big sharks of finance. Banks and institutions are waving cash and saying, “Help us, Obi-Wan Chainlink, you’re our only hope.”
₿ goes BOOM! 🚀 $200K by ’25?! 🤯
According to Van de Poppe, he has a distinct goal in mind: “If the resistance at $2,800 is broken, I expect we’ll witness an advance towards $3,400-$3,500.
The poor schlemiels affected by this are Stafi (FIS) and Measurable Data Token (MDT). So, BNB Smart Chain is kaput for them. But don’t kvetch! You can still shlep those assets around using other networks Binance still tolerates. For now… 😉
DCP, bless its heart, has already shuffled through \$280 million since its
debut in September 2024. Moody’s, in a fit of optimism, has given it a
Prime-1 rating. It’s all backed by U.S. Treasury securities, you see, issued
through Great Bridge Capital Company—a special purpose vehicle designed to
keep investors from the poorhouse.
The question, of course, was never really in doubt: who shall reign supreme over the digital realm? The CLARITY Act, in its infinite wisdom, has decreed that the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) shall henceforth be the arbiter of all things crypto-commodity. Meanwhile, the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) shall retain its iron grip on those crypto assets deemed “securities.” Because, naturally, the distinction between the two was always crystal clear. 😒
DeFi, that enigmatic craze which exploded brighter than a thousand fireworks in the summer of 2020, is making a comeback faster than you can say “volatile.” With stablecoins and crypto-backed loans becoming the new latte, Aave is exploring how to use GHO—the stablecoin that’s more overcollateralized than a dragon’s treasure chest—in real-world messes like paying for things, saving for later, or just, you know, digital bragging.
The presale and pre-launch shenanigans have, thus far, relieved the public of \$797,111. One shudders to think where it all goes! Still, it keeps them on track to reach their stated goal of \$1.2M. How frightfully ambitious! One can only hope they have a good accountant. 🧐