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Today, the tenth of June, in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-five, the U.S. House Financial Services Committee convenes, a spectacle of considerable importance, to deliberate upon this CLARITY Act. The hour is set at ten in the forenoon, Eastern Standard Time, within the hallowed halls of the Rayburn House Office Building. There, the lawmakers, with furrowed brows and weighty considerations, shall review, debate, and, ultimately, cast their votes upon sundry financial bills. One can only hope they’ve had their coffee. ☕

These LTHs, they buy low, sell high, rinse and repeat. Like a seasoned chef, but with digital gold. The big pattern here? Big move coming, maybe. Probably. Just a hunch.

Today, six media outlets dominate nearly 70% of all crypto traffic in the region. Yes, just six. Because apparently, in the brave new world of blockchain and decentralization, a tight club is more fun—if you’re into exclusivity, conspiracy theories, and a dash of healthy monopoly. ☠️

Recently, a sustained buying trend of approximately $139,000 has garnered noticeable attention. This trend suggests an increasing interest in the project that is currently one of the highest-grossing pre-sales this year, indicating growing enthusiasm for it.

After a glorious early-June rally, where XRP briefly flirted with some important moving averages (we’re talking about the 50-day and 100-day EMAs, not your average Joe), it’s now doing a little shimmy downwards. But fear not, this “retracing” business could be setting the stage for another jaw-dropping surge. Because who doesn’t love a good comeback story? Especially in the crypto world.

Now here’s the kicker: unlike your savings account that’s slowly losing value thanks to inflation, staking those cryptos is like a hot air balloon in a desert. They appreciate. They grow. They do everything a savings account dreams of, only better. Take $ETH for instance. Hold it long enough, and it might just explode in value while you rake in more $ETH passively. That’s the dream!

Pritchard, bless her, joined the FCA back in 2021. She’s keeping her old job – consumer protection, competition, the usual – but now she gets to help Chief Executive Nikhil Rathi run the whole shebang. I bet that’s a laugh a minute. 😂

Behold! This unknown whale, this leviathan of the digital currency ocean, has opened a 20x leveraged Bitcoin (BTC) long position, a sum exceeding $308 million, all at the princely entry price of $108,100, according to the all-seeing eye of Hypurrscan blockchain data. One wonders, does this whale possess the wisdom of Solomon, or merely the luck of a drunken peasant stumbling upon a gold mine? 🤷‍♂️

What’s making ETH so hot right now? Well, it’s riding the crypto wave with the cool kids—ETF inflows and institutional interest are up. Basically, people with big money are really starting to care about Ethereum. Who knew, right?