They say it’s time to let communities take the wheel—perhaps to see if they can steer without crashing into each other first. The new framework’s goal? To let protocols govern themselves right from the start, as if that’s a splendid idea after all these years of meddling.
Ethereum and Solana, huh? Trading in July 2025? That’s like, a year away! What am I supposed to do until then? And The Bank of New York Mellon is holding the reserves? You trust those guys? I don’t know… 🤔
Senator Thune, bless his heart, has filed cloture to push this legislative marvel forward, including its bipartisan amendment. A bipartisan amendment! As if two wrongs could ever make a right. This, according to an official post from the Senate Republican Cloakroom, a place where, one imagines, much cloak-and-dagger business transpires. 🤫
Coinbase Freezes? 82% Less Icy! 🧊📉
Ah, but there’s a catch, isn’t there always? Only those with a paltry \$368,000 can join this digital gold rush. A mere pittance, really, for the privilege of tying these digital trinkets to the won, or some other equally “strong” currency. One imagines the Finance Minister puffing out his chest, declaring this a victory for Korean ingenuity. As if keeping money within borders is a novel concept. 🙄
The USDCV, they christen it, as if a name can mask the inherent rot. It will be spewed forth from SG-Forge, the bank’s own little forge of digital fantasies. And who holds the keys to this vault of vapor? BNY Mellon, naturally! The same old vultures circling the same old carcass. A New York-based financial services company, they say. I say, another cog in the machine that grinds the poor to dust. 💸
The deviation has officially decided to pack its bags and move on, leaving traders scratching their heads and clutching their charts. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s value is lurking less than 4% away from glory, and all eyes—both human and robot—are on whether the bears in the shadows will allow the price to leapfrog past $109,800 without a dramatic grumble. Can the bulls channel their inner Stallone and engineer a Rocky-like comeback? Stay tuned. 🎬🦁
You know, it’s fine if you ask it something simple, like “What’s the capital of France?” (Paris, duh!). But anything remotely resembling actual thinking? Forget about it. It’s like asking a toddler to do your taxes. Utter chaos. 🤯
This year, the Russian ruble has had an exceptional performance, making it the top-performing currency so far. Starting from January, when one U.S. dollar was approximately equal to 110 rubles, the ruble has been gaining strength against the U.S. dollar. Now, the exchange rate stands at around 80 rubles per dollar, indicating a significant recovery over a short span of time. (Bank of America’s findings)
Mark your calendars, folks! June 16–17 is when the BOJ will decide whether to keep tinkering or unleash economic chaos. I mean, make a carefully considered decision about interest rates. 🧐
