Among the afflicted was one Miss Heather Sanders of Houston, who, in a most distressing episode, was defrauded of a sum amounting to $4,000. In a separate, yet equally lamentable incident, a certain couple, Mr. Jose and Mrs. Amanda Vasquez, discovered that a staggering $40,000 had been spirited away from their business account, as reported by the ever-reliable FOX 26.
Now, one might have thought that the recent rally from a humble $1.80 in early April would have given XRP a bit of pep in its step. Alas, it appears that the momentum has been overtaken by a veritable wave of red candles—yes, those pesky little things that signal doom and gloom. Technical analysis, that ever-reliable oracle, suggests that XRP might just crash below the $2 mark again, which would be as welcome as a rainstorm at a picnic.
Mr. Lander, who shares the weighty responsibility of managing the city’s debt issuance, swiftly rejected this proposal mere days after the Mayor had extolled the virtues of the so-called “BitBond” to an audience in the glittering city of Las Vegas. One can only imagine the raucous laughter that ensued! 😂
Once a beacon of hope, Ethena now wears the mantle of disappointment. Over the past month, it’s tumbled 6.42%—not exactly what you’d call a strong “buy” signal. And in the last six months? A staggering 63.77% drop, like a meteor falling from the heavens, but in reverse. This coin’s been struggling, to put it mildly. The market’s been drenched in selling pressure, leaving little room for buyers to catch a breath.
After basking in its glory at $15.93, the Trump memecoin slipped and slid to as low as $10.43. Tragic, right?
Ever since December 2, 2024, when she hit that enchanting all-time high of $1.326, ADA has been giving us the version of a declining diva: three lower highs, each more devastating than the last. A 22% nosedive since May 23 has left her clutching at support levels — oh, the poor thing!—and this $0.653 is her latest lifeline, having saved her four times over the past four months. One more dip there, and she might just give us a dramatic encore.
In a delightful twist of fate, our dear Chairman has declared that the TRUMP coin is nothing short of a distraction—a veritable tempest in a teapot—clouding the noble efforts of Congress to craft a regulatory framework for the crypto industry. One can only imagine the scene: Congress, a hallowed hall of wisdom, now besieged by the glittering allure of a coin bearing the name of a former president. How utterly charming! 😏
Its market cap, once a robust $788.06 million, has now slipped into the abyss, while the 24-hour trading volume has surged to $447.87 million, a rise of 31.94%. Alas, the only clear direction is downwards, as traders flee like startled rabbits from a fox! 🐇
“LINK could find support at the lower boundary of this channel around $12.30. A break below this level, however, could open the door for a drop to $8,” Ali mused, as if he were a prophet foretelling doom.
In a shocking turn of events, the world’s biggest cryptocurrency, Bitcoin, has taken a little tumble—over 2% to be exact. It’s like watching your favorite rollercoaster drop suddenly, except this ride costs you a fortune. BTC went from a dizzying $105,500 to a mere $104,400. Talk about a dramatic fall from grace! Since Thursday, it’s lost about 5%, which is like losing your wallet at a bar—painful and embarrassing.