According to the wise sages at AMBCrypto, despite the ongoing downtrend, the bulls are slowly gathering their strength, like a group of underdogs preparing for a surprise comeback. Will they manage to reverse the trend? Only time will tell, and possibly a few fortune cookies.
And what did social media do? They pointed fingers at Changpeng “CZ” Zhao and his Binance buddies, claiming they were the culprits! But let’s be real—witch hunts won’t help anyone get their money back! 🧙♂️
As per the grand announcement on May 28, the distribution will include Dotcom Customer Entitlement Claims, basking in a 72% distribution; US Customer Entitlement Claims, with a modest 54%; and Convenience Claims, which are the real winners here, receiving a whopping 120%. Talk about a lucky draw! 🎉
The chart, which in the hands of seasoned analysts is akin to a treasure map, hints at bullish gold just beyond the horizon. Prices are tightening, as if holding a secret—probably about what they’ll be having for dinner, but who cares? The conditions seem perfect for a jump, assuming buyers don’t lose interest and go home early, like kids in a candy store) 🎢.
Now, these fancy zero-coupon bonds, known as the 17th series (because who doesn’t love a good series?), come with a face value of $525,000 and are set to mature on November 28, 2025. But here’s the kicker: they don’t pay a single cent in interest! That’s right, folks! Metaplanet is avoiding those pesky financial costs like a cat dodging a bath! 🐱💦
Behold! The final opportunity to snatch Kaanch tokens at the delightful price of $0.32 is upon us! The presale has attracted a veritable throng of investors, raising over $1.48 million thus far. Only 58 million tokens remain, and you may pay with either ETH or USDT—how convenient! Early birds in this stage may even earn a delightful 30% APY during the presale. What a feast for the financial senses! 🍽️
James Seyffart, the Bloomberg ETF analyst with a brain as sharp as a tack that’s been dipped in a vat of curiosity, shared the news on social media. His words? Well, they were a mixture of optimism, cryptic hints, and the subtle reminder that the SEC’s approval process is about as fast as a snail on a treadmill:
Historically, when these behemoths start splashing around, it often precedes major market tops. It’s like watching a group of elephants in a china shop—large holders tend to move their funds in preparation to sell, and with retail participation fading faster than a magician’s rabbit, we might be heading into a distribution phase. Buckle up, folks; a short-term correction could be on the horizon! 🎢
The stolen data was a veritable cornucopia of personal tidbits, varying from one poor soul to another. Names, contact details (you know, the usual suspects like phone numbers, mailing addresses, or email addresses), Social Security numbers, driver’s license numbers, and dates of birth were all up for grabs. But fear not! LNRS assures us that no financial or credit card information was involved—because who needs money when you have a treasure trove of personal info? 💸
The esteemed S&P 500, whilst finishing nearly flat, did manage to boast a commendable 6% gain for the month—its most splendid May since the year of our Lord, 1990. The venerable Dow, in a display of modesty, rose a mere 0.13% on this day, whilst the Nasdaq, in a rather dramatic fashion, slipped by 0.3%, having previously plummeted over 1.6% earlier in the session. Oh, the drama! 🎭
