После достижения “локального максимума” в $2.9645, этот бедный PI/USDT скорей всего решил сделать перерыв, подобно человеку на диете, который вдруг вспоминает о пицце и хочет всё съесть разом. Текущая опора — яростная зона в $0.38, которая, как плита на кухне — горячая и опасная. Эта зона — основа для нисходящего треугольника, классического костыля для слабых. Ну и что дальше?
In a move that could only be described as “European elegance,” the European Data Protection Board (EDPB) is considering rules that, frankly, sound a bit like they wandered in from a sci-fi movie. They suggest that your public key—yes, that string of random characters you use to send and receive cryptocurrency—could be considered personal data. Imagine that! Your Bitcoin’s address might be deemed a spyware-ready piece of private info… and just like that, the whole idea of anonymous digital gold could be in jeopardy.
He, who once leapt to contest shots and defend his honor with the ferocity of a lion, now speaks softly of the cryptographic enigma that is Satoshi Nakamoto. In a jest that lingered on the edge of seriousness, Pippen claimed in his dreams to have been visited by the creator of Bitcoin himself, whispering secrets of its future price. Ah, dreams—those fleeting visitations, where even the greatest athletes find themselves pondering the mysteries of the universe, sometimes with a grin. 😅
Picture this: a daring raid in Tangier — the city where the sea kisses the shore and criminals hide behind the market stalls. The authorities, armed with the swift and deadly-graceful Interpol signal (red notice, no less), swooped down like hawks on a fleeing mouse. And lo! Bajjou was found clutching blades, phones, and who knows what other treasures of chaos, all bundled together like a flea market on steroids.
Turns out, when big exchanges go a-juggling with their “list” and “delist” buttons, prices tend to do a jig, flopping about like a fish out of water—and this time, four tokens got the plunge of their lives.
Institutions have been eyeing the crypto market lately like a kid in a candy store, but without the stomachaches. With regulations finally catching up and infrastructure getting a solid upgrade, they’re all looking for the most trustworthy exchange partner. And here enters Kraken Prime, promising the perfect blend of performance, safety, and “we’ve got your back” vibes. So, if you’re planning on trading enough crypto to make your accountant break a sweat, Kraken’s your buddy.
Crypto analyst Pav Hundal, who’s probably drinking coffee and pondering the universe, warns that if nothing changes and we keep spinning in this circus of ultimatums, Bitcoin might just hit the snooze button and drift below $100,000. Yikes. Cheers to stability, right? 🥂
According to some fancy news report (Reuters, to be exact), they managed to scoop up a cool $1.05 billion by shoveling 34 million shares into the market—worth about $8 billion if you believe the numbers on paper. Originally, they figured they’d just sell some shares around $27 to $28, but evidently, everyone wanted in, and the price climbed faster than a cat up a tree. 🐱💰
In recent days, Cardano has joined the ranks of the fallen, sinking beneath $0.750, unlike Bitcoin and Ethereum that at least pretend to stay afloat. ADA has now entered the dark underworld of the $0.70 zone, where bears roam freely.
Just when you thought the man who can launch rockets and electric cars couldn’t get any more tangled in the web of Wall Street worries, Musk drops a social media bomb. On his favorite soapbox, X, he pointed out that the government’s interest payments are gobbling up a quarter of what the federal machine makes—just flying away like dollars in a windstorm. And if Uncle Sam keeps borrowing like a hungry kid at a candy store, there won’t be enough left for social programs, medical care, or even a decent defense against the next alien invasion. Imagine that—fiscal chaos! The Bitcoin faithful, sitting in their wooden chairs, nodding wisely, see this as a sign: the billionaire’s heart might be shifting from fossil fuels to the fixed supply of Bitcoin.
