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Now, the analysts (those clever folks with charts and blinking lines) say Pepe is in the process of giving its old resistance level a good hard look — “retesting” it, as they call it. Think of it as Pepe’s awkward re-encounter after a breakup, wondering if the coast is clear. If the bulls (that’s the fancy word for optimistic investors) succeed in convincing the market that this level is safe to stand on, it might be time for Pepe to give another push higher. It’s like that moment in a sitcom where everything hangs in the balance, unless the support levels decide to hold — and right now, the signs are that they are. The current dance of consolidation is essentially Pepe’s way of saying, “I’m just warming up for my next big leap.”

This little essay is all about how Shibarium has been bouncing along this year and what its snail-paced development means for the broader Shiba Inu universe, particularly for BONE, the token that attempts to be the backbone of Shibarium, and of course, SHIB itself—because who doesn’t love a meme coin that’s more meme than coin? 🤣

Well, it seems that Ripple’s XRP price is in a bit of a tangle, affected by a series of factors—both fundamental and technical. On one hand, Ripple is cozily cozying up to traditional finance, but not quite replacing it, which always leaves us wondering if it’s playing nice or just waiting to break up. On the other hand, Ripple did what any rational company would do when they can’t figure out the market: unlocked a billion XRP from escrow right in the middle of the ETF frenzy. How could that possibly go wrong?

They set the price at a modest $66, a number that surely has more to do with luck than logic, and somehow managed to raise a cool $1.05 billion, because who doesn’t love a good crowd-funded digital illusion? 🎩✨

The ETF, filed by the daring folks at Cboe BZX Exchange, promises to give you direct exposure to the SUI token—because what’s riskier than assets that can vanish in a puff of blockchain smoke? Yet, approval remains a distant dream, hidden behind mountains of regulatory red tape.

In the late hours of Wednesday, the company triumphantly announced the sale of approximately 34 million shares—an act that has ensured their coffers swelled by $1.1 billion—thus, their valuation reaches a splendid $6.9 billion. Such a debut, after previous flirtations with failure, notably a misadventure involving a SPAC, shall surely be remembered in the annals of financial history.

Demand has waned, and the meme coin’s fortunes seem to follow the whims of a particularly petulant cat. As investors abandon ship (or perhaps just swim to safer waters—like fiat), the on-chain data reveals that SHIB’s realized profit/loss (NPL) has been mired in negativity for months. In layman’s terms: coins are being sold at a loss, which, on Wall Street and in the world of blockchain alike, is rarely a sign of impending prosperity. The bearish sentiment is so thick you could cut it with a dull shovel.

This week, the ever-charming Josh Olszewicz from Canary Capital takes us on a scintillating stroll through Solana’s glamorous, if occasionally scandal-ridden, history—where it’s come from and what it’s up to today.

As of Thursday, Ethereum (ETH) was prancing around a humble $2,630. An unremarkable price, one might say, until you remember that it’s a staggering 90% above its lowest dip earlier this year. Talk about a glow-up, eh? 😎

Apparently, some media outlets, as sharp as a butter knife, believe the two are interchangeable—like trying to confuse a cat with a potato. And oh, the exchanges! They’ve struggled to tell them apart, often misnaming the token with all the finesse of a drunken sailor. Remember 2019? Kraken got a bit of a slap on the wrist by the XRP fans for calling XRP “Ripple,” as if that clarified anything. Ripple’s CTO, David Schwartz, chimed in with a tweet: “It’s irresponsible when exchanges misrepresent digital assets in this way.” Well, ain’t that a revelation? 🤦‍♂️