According to the ever-reliable Tokenomist, on April 18, the project will unleash 40 million tokens—worth a cool $320 million at current prices—into the wild. This is TRUMP’s first major unlock, and it’s set to flood the market with roughly 20% of the current circulating supply. Cue the panic. 😱
XRP’s recent rise isn’t just luck; it’s a cocktail of technical wizardry and fundamental fireworks. The whales are stirring the pot, moving 267 million XRP tokens worth $572 million in early April. 🐋💸 “When the whales swim, the market trembles,” quipped one analyst, watching the chaos unfold.
A most curious character, one Rekt Capital (what a peculiar name indeed, reminds me of a merchant I once knew in Petersburg who traded his wife for three geese), declares with the confidence of a drunken prophet that our beloved Bitcoin is about to break free from its chains like a circus bear learning to ride a unicycle! 🎪
The Pi coin (PI), that enigmatic token, has experienced a “jump” – a rather enthusiastic leap to a dizzying $0.7375. Investors, those brave souls, have apparently “bought the dip.” One imagines them, scavenging for digital crumbs after the feast. Volume, they say, has risen. Oh, the feverish trading of air! 💸
Now, my dear friends, allow me to share a secret that would make even Woland raise an eyebrow: this legislation, having pirouetted through the Senate Banking Committee like a drunk ballerina (18-6, would you believe it?), promises to bring order to the chaos of stablecoins. Ha! 🎭
And the altcoins, those chaps, have been positively frolicking in the green, with XRP and SOL leading the charge. Jolly good show!
As we approach this week’s episode titled “Full Circle,” Lyle and Nickerson shared insights with Deadline about how they structured the finale to create a sense of spiritual harmony. Under Nickerson’s direction, the episode connects back to the series’ 2021 pilot, unveiling Mari as the character known as “Pit Girl” and Young Shauna as the “Antler Queen.
Just the other day, the USD/CHF exchange rate took a nosedive to 0.8100, plummeting 12% from its extravagant heights of 2024. One must tip their hat to the Swiss franc, which has been prancing about like a newly minted celebrity on this year’s currency red carpet.
And get this – apparently this made the week’s total funding go over $1.5 billion. That’s billion with a ‘B’! What are we, printing money in the basement now? 🤷♂️
As a dedicated follower of their relationship, I’ve noticed that Will and Electra have been maintaining a steady pace lately, but it seems Electra has been hesitant to move forward. Despite my patience, Will is starting to feel the strain. However, things take an exciting turn when they share a passionate moment at Forrester Creations. After a fiery kiss, Electra might confess that she’s now ready for more, although her nerves are still somewhat jittery.