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Bullish sentiment? More like bullish *sent away*! With selloffs climbing faster than a cat up a curtain, technical indicators are screaming, “Three-month low, here we come!” 📉🎢

By brewing their own stablecoin potion, of course! MiCA-compliant and ready to outshine the dollar. 🧙♂️

Prestige Wealth (PWM) says it has clambered closed a $150 million financing round to launch a digital-asset treasury focused on the glittering, gold-backed tokens of Tether-the shiny dragons in the ledger. 🪙🗃️

Now, according to JACKIS-who’s apparently a chart wizard-a special kind of magic happened with BNB. They call it the “three tap into parabola breakout.” Doesn’t it just roll off the tongue? It turns out, BNB didn’t just randomly burst through the roof. Nope, it had a little pre-party first. It tapped its all-time highs three times before deciding to go big or go home. And guess what? XRP’s been doing the same thing for the past year. Three taps. If it’s a trend, folks, we might be looking at a repeat performance. If XRP follows the BNB playbook, we could see it shoot up, just like BNB did, to break $1,300. 🎯

In this alley of charts and forecasts, traders stare at a diagram as old as the stockyard: a symmetrical triangle that promises a larger move if the crowd bothers to look, not just blink. If prices retreat, a signpost appears at $0.69, marked like a last meal on a long week-a possible place to buy, perhaps with both hands trembling and hope shining through the fatigue.

On the fateful day of October 9, 2025, Justice Sundaresan scoffed at the feeble attempts of WazirX’s parent company, Zanmai Labs, to challenge an earlier arbitration edict. “Oh, do try harder!” seemed to be the unspoken message. The court reaffirmed that CoinSwitch (yes, that’s Bitcipher Labs, for those of you following along at home) had every right to secure its frozen fortunes-holdings amassed like a dragon hoarding gold-following the cataclysmic cyber-attack back in July 2024, which some say was worth more than the very social fabric of the crypto market at $234 million.

So, what does this mean? Well, if you’re writing about Bitcoin, Google’s going to scrutinize your work like a mother-in-law inspecting her son’s new girlfriend. No pressure. Expertise? Required. Accuracy? Non-negotiable. Hype? Show it the door. 🚪 If you’re not credible, you might as well be shouting into a void-a very expensive void.

In derivatives, momentum has cooled as futures open interest sinks to roughly $8.85 billion after flirting with $9 billion, and the liquidation ledger shows the strain on bulls-over $11 million in long positions erased in a single day versus about $2.4 million for shorts. A theatrical turn where the applause goes to the bears, with a sly smile from the balcony.

Now, “spy nodes” ain’t your average eavesdroppers-they’re the digital equivalent of nosy neighbors armed with binoculars. These malicious nodes can match IP addresses to transactions, which, if you ask me, is about as welcome as a skunk at a garden party. 🦨🎪

Apparently, long-term holders are playing a game of “sell now, buy later” while institutions are hoarding Bitcoin like it’s toilet paper in 2020. 📈🧻 Early-stage accumulation phase? More like the calm before the crypto storm. 🌩️