The Tale of the Crypto Caper: A Whimsical Return of Millions! 💰🚀

On a thrilling Friday, whispers of doom and gloom flitted about as the dastardly attack unfolded, sending the world of crypto into a tizzy. Why, you ask? Because, dear reader, this crafty individual had discovered a cheeky little vulnerability in GMX V1, allowing him to juggle GLP token prices like a careless circus performer! 🎪✨

Chainlink’s the Cat’s Pajamas in RWA Rankings!

Santiment, those masters of data analysis, have been keeping tabs on the RWA sector and have declared Chainlink the undisputed champion of development activity. And by a long chalk, I might add! The second-placed Avalanche (AVAX) managed a mere 183.4 GitHub events in the same period. Oh dear, it seems someone’s been caught napping! 😴

Bitcoin ETFs: Because Who Needs Actual Bitcoins?

This achievement is all the more impressive when you consider that the previous record-holder, Vanguard’s S&P 500 ETF ($VOO), took a leisurely 1,814 days to reach the same mark. That’s like the difference between a cheetah and a sloth on valium. 🐯

SOL Price: Boom or Bust?

As a result of all this hullabaloo, a tidy sum of $23 million has been liquidated from Solana’s leveraged market. And, oh dear, it seems that short traders have taken a bit of a hit, with $16.7 million being the damage. Meanwhile, Solana’s Open Interest (OI) has skyrocketed to around $7.5 billion and $16 billion respectively. It’s all a bit of a kerfuffle, if you ask me! 🤯

Shocking Bitcoin Trends: A Rollercoaster Ride of Wealth and Woe! 🎢💰

In spite of the rambunctious rally, our dear Bitcoin investors and traders are exhibiting a commendable veneer of restraint. The clever folks at Santiment, a market intelligence and on-chain data platform, have taken it upon themselves to investigate this curious phenomena of supply on crypto exchanges. Their findings suggest a dainty dance of restraint from the traders, who seem to regard their coins as prized possessions not to be relinquished lightly.

Chainlink’s Price Breakout: A Wild Ride to $32 🚀💰

Short-term targets are floating around $14.90–$16.00, but the real excitement is in the long-term projections. If the momentum keeps up, we’re looking at a move toward $28–$32. A confirmed higher low near $12 and sustained demand above $14.80 are the signs we’re watching for. With technical indicators flashing green, Chainlink might just be gearing up for the next leg of its journey, as investor interest heats up across the trading platforms.

Bitcoin’s Back, Baby!

But, you know who’s really bullish on Bitcoin? Ego Death Capital. They just announced a new $100 million fund dedicated to investing in early-stage Bitcoin companies. Because, you know, Bitcoin is the future… or so they say. 🤔