Texas Bets the Farm on Crypto: Ether Could Join the Reserve

Senator Charles Schwertner, a man with a stubborn gaze and a microphone, spoke to CryptoMoon on Thursday about the birth of this Bitcoin reserve, signed into law by Governor Greg Abbott in June. The document allowed Texas to guard other cryptocurrencies in a “special fund outside the state treasury,” though Bitcoin alone wore the badge when the ink dried. 🤨

Ethereum Takes The Front Seat As SharpLink CEO Backs ETH For Treasury Dominance Over Bitcoin

In the midst of Ethereum’s steady rise, a new and somewhat shocking debate has sparked among the world’s financial elite. Is Ethereum the next big thing in crypto? Well, according to Joseph Chalom, Co-CEO of SharpLink Gaming (the guy who knows a thing or two about gaming and possibly crypto, because why not?), Ethereum has been crowned the superior treasury asset compared to Bitcoin. Yep, you heard that right-Ethereum is apparently the better choice for corporate treasuries. The cryptocurrency world is in a bit of an uproar, because, you know, Bitcoin’s been the reigning champ for ages, and this new kid on the block is causing a stir.

The Bold Move: Nasdaq’s First Tether Gold Reserve by Aurelion Treasury – Gold Just Got Digital!

This monumental announcement comes right on the heels of the firm securing a whopping $150 million in fresh funding-just in case you needed reminding that the world is still brimming with cash. The goal? To create a digital gold treasury that fuses the timeless allure of actual gold with the cold, calculating precision of blockchain technology. It’s the sort of thing that makes you think, “Well, why didn’t I think of that?”

Altcoin Bloodbath: ETH, XRP, SOL, DOGE Crumble as Liquidations Near $900M

Ethereum, bless its heart, is one of the most tragic performers today, losing nearly 6% of its value. It’s like watching your favorite reality TV star go from a sparkling diamond to a broken bottle. ETH has now dipped below $4,100, and it’s headed straight for $4,000-let’s throw a little party when that happens. 🎉 According to CoinGecko, its weekly losses are a delightful 10.6%. But hey, who’s counting, right?

Trump’s Boys & Bitcoin: A Match Made in Crypto Heaven? 🤑

My dear, it seems a subsidiary of Dominari Holdings (DOMH), that investment firm with ties to the Trump boys (yes, the ones with the golden lifts), is teaming up with the Bitcoin programmability project Hemi. All to advance their digital asset treasury and exchange-traded fund (ETF) plans. How ambitious! 🏙️💰

Hyperliquid Heist: Private Key Leak Costs Millions, Crypto Reacts

The victim’s wallet, known in the underworld of ledgers as 0x0cdC, was drained of 17.75 million DAI and 3.11 million MSYRUPUSDP tokens. The audacious culprit bridged the spoils to Ethereum, where they currently lurk under the watchful glare of watchers who resemble overcaffeinated hawks. 🦅💸