Cryptonews

1️⃣ The mighty $BNB, $DOGE, and $ETH rose from the ashes like phoenixes after a market crash that would make even the most hardened trader weep. 🌋💸

And let us not forget the other player in this drama. YZi Labs, the family office of none other than the founder of Binance himself, with a mere $200 million, has decided to join in the fun. It’s as if the rich have gathered at the high table, each one vying to outdo the other in their quest for more, more, more. Only a few months ago, in August, China Renaissance had hinted at a smaller, more modest investment of $100 million. But here they are, raising the stakes, as if they had discovered the philosopher’s stone in the form of a blockchain.

The trouble began when Binance Earn markets, tied to Ethena’s USDe, Solana’s BNSOL, and Ethereum’s wBETH, decided to play a game of “lose the peg.” Oh, what a jolly time it was-for chaos, not for traders! The exchange, with a tip of its hat and a sheepish grin, promised to pay back those who traded futures, margin, and loan markets using these tokens as collateral. The window of woe? A mere 40 minutes between 21:36 and 22:16 UTC. 🕰️🤦‍♂️

The unstoppable, ever-so-steady rally has hit a speed bump-possibly a derailment, maybe just a really slow pedestrian crossing. After nine glorious days of cash flowing into digital piggybanks, Bitcoin ETFs finally decided to embrace their inner grumpy old men and turn red. Meanwhile, Ether’s funds, not to be outdone in the dramatic exit department, kept their recent trend going into day two of theatrical red ink. Once upon a time, there was a steady stream of institutional demand-then, quite abruptly, that stream turned into a puddle, and traders took a deep breath, sighing like someone who just remembered the milk expired last Tuesday.

The heart of this drama lies in the contentious OP_RETURN policy update, a script path so fraught with potential it could make even the most stoic developer weep. 🥲 Bitcoin Core, in its infinite wisdom, has raised the default -datacarriersize limit to a staggering 100,000 bytes, allowing multiple data-carrier outputs in a single transaction. Fear not, dear node operators, for you may still revert to the old ways with -datacarriersize=83, a lifeline thrown to the traditionalists. But oh, the aggregate size limit! It looms like a specter, haunting all OP_RETURN outputs in a transaction. 👻

Still, one must concede – the gloom is lifting. The doleful dirge of downtrend may, *just may*, be giving way to a jaunty little ditty of recovery. Cue violins, or at the very least, a softly warbling CMF.

Lo and behold, in the bewitching city of the United States, a certain enterprise by the name of Marathon Digital has embarked on a most curious quest – to hoard 400 BTC at the cost of $46 million, a sum so grand it could make a Tsar’s coffers weep with envy! 🥲 Gold? Silver? No, … Read more

Now, what’s the lark behind this delightful about-face after that beastly selloff?

Dogecoin vaults upward, propelled by the sinister allure of volume fourfold and the whispers of moneyed lords. Yet, beneath this carnival, traders clutch their charts and pray for it to hold above $0.22-otherwise, it’s back to the abyss at $0.20, forever chasing that elusive dream of easy riches.

From the absurd mire of meme coin mania-oh, that glorious madness with coins like Trump Coin-to the gleaming realms of DeFi, AI, and those fancy RWAs, Solana snatched revenue streams Ethereum fumbled like a fumbling apprentice in the forge of fortune. A sardonic report from the wise 21Shares lays it bare, dripping with irony. 🌐💰