Cryptonews

The coalition’s argument, as articulate as a Russian prince’s plea, rests upon the text of the celebrated (or, as some would have it, reviled) GENIUS Act. This statute, freshly inscribed by the hand of President Donald Trump, forthrightly forbids authorized stablecoin issuers from rewarding their holders with interest or yield directly. Notably, the lexicon of the Act raises the intriguing proposition that third parties might still offer incentives. Such a distinction, critics of the banking elite argue, is no mere oversight but a deliberate nod to glorious competition.

Currently, it’s wobbling at $0.2127 – a mere twitch upward in the grand scheme of things. Four point three three percent today, they say. But a fifteen percent tumble this week? A tragedy in miniature. A warning sign for those chasing ghosts.

Robert Kiyosaki, author of Rich Dad Poor Dad (the financial manifesto everyone claims to read but nobody actually gets), is back with another fiery rant on X about how to get richer while the world burns. His latest post? A masterclass on how the Fed’s “rate cuts” are code for “we’re broke and here’s how we’re gonna wreck your savings.”

ETH’s still hanging out below $3,000, but everyone’s acting like it’s already there. Classic crypto optimism-or delusion? You decide. 🤷‍♂️

Picture this: X erupts into a Bitcoin drama so wild, even Shakespeare would ask for a refund. Fundstrat’s co-founder, Tom Lee, had to step in like a bouncer at a crypto casino, shouting, “It’s not a fight-it’s a dance!” 🕺

Ah, Brazil! Land of samba, football, and now… sensible crypto investing? 🕺⚽ Yes, you heard it right! The young’uns (Gen Z, if you must be fancy) are ditching the rollercoaster of volatile tokens for the snug embrace of stablecoins. According to Mercado Bitcoin, these under-24 whiz kids are the fastest-growing gang in the crypto circus, up 56% in 2025. Who said the youth are reckless? They’re more like the Grand High Wizard of financial prudence! 🧙‍♂️✨

Recently, Binance Futures has reported a remarkable 12% spike in open interest for ETHUSDT contracts over the past day. This surge, akin to the revival of a long-dormant flame, signals a burgeoning interest among market participants. Meanwhile, the funding rates for ETH perpetual contracts have settled around a mild 0.01%, whispering sweet nothings of reduced liquidation risks into the ears of hopeful traders.

And who’s to blame? Not just the small fry, mind you. The whales-those big fish in the crypto sea-have been dumping their cargo, sending the price into a tailspin. 🦈💸 Spot market activity shows these leviathans aren’t just splashing around; they’re diving headfirst into the sell side. Retail panic? Pshaw! This is a full-blown whale migration to safer waters.

According to Kratter, Bitcoin beats gold at its own game. Why? Let’s break it down: scarcity, portability, verifiability, divisibility… and also, it doesn’t require a forklift to move. Gold’s supply has been creeping up by 1-2% annually for centuries, which sounds innocent until you realize it’s doubling every 47 years. That’s like your ex’s Instagram followers-slowly, but inexorably. 😬

Their wallets, it appears, are shrinking-a slow leak that only the keen-eyed-probably with a calculator and a good sense of humor-have noticed. China, India, and Brazil are trimming the fat, or perhaps just trimming their exposure by billions. You’d think they were cutting coupons, but no, just selling bills. They let go of: