Tether, the issuer of USDT stablecoin, and Bitqik, a licensed cryptocurrency exchange in Laos, have announced a joint education program to teach people about Bitcoin and stablecoins. Because nothing says “financial inclusion” like a seminar in a country where the local currency is a mystery to most.
Recently, our esteemed friends from the Hong Kong Securities & Futures Professionals Association (HKSFPA) have taken it upon themselves to gently nudge the city’s government, suggesting-ahem-perhaps a slower pace in the implementation of certain elements of this framework. After all, hastening down this path might lead to a few operational hiccups!
But wait, dear reader! There’s more! Binance, in its infinite wisdom, has also revealed the revival of a service that will surely tickle the fancies of its Australian patrons. A cheeky twist in this digital tale!
After a euphoric rally that climaxed near 97,939, the daily chart waves a yellow flag. Three successive red candles have stepped in to break the bullish fever, suggesting the party hats have been tucked away and a consolidation hangover is underway. 🍷
Exchange-traded funds (ETFs), much like the January assemblies of Bath, told a tale of sharp rotations, fervent convictions, and a resilience that would make even Mr. Darcy blush. Though the finale was as volatile as a debutante’s nerves, institutional appetite remained steadfast, as if the market had just sipped a calming infusion of lavender and reason.
The 4-hour chart for $BTC is like a soap opera-drama, drama, drama! 🚀 The price is bouncing back like it’s on a trampoline, and that $93,000 resistance level? It’s quivering in its boots. If it breaks, we’re back to the big $94,500 showdown. Will it be a triumphant return or a humiliating rejection? Place your bets now! 🎲
And not content with mere modesty, it plumbed depths unseen since the ball dropped on New Year’s, nosediving to a paltry $1.84-yes, eighty-four cents in paper money, which, back in my day, wouldn’t even buy you a decent pair of boots. It clawed its way back to $1.97, like a half-drowned cat clinging to a raft, but let’s not pretend-this feller lost over 23% of its pride since January 6, when it stood tall at a cocky $2.41. Pride goeth before a fall, don’t ya know.
The “Perp Wars,” that grand, chaotic scramble for dominance, have taken yet another curious turn. After a month of frantic incentives and promises, Hyperliquid has, with a rather decisive air, reclaimed its position as the foremost decentralized exchange. One almost feels sorry for the others…almost.
Twitter’s been blowing up over this “Kumo twist.” What’s that? Think of it as Bitcoin’s weather report, where the cloud-yep, the Ichimoku Cloud-decides whether it’s sunny or stormy. For the record, this twist looks like a bad hair day for Bitcoin. The crypto analyst Titan of Crypto says it’s bearish. Lovely.
While gold strutted into record-breaking territory, Bitcoin tripped over its own crypto ego, plummeting like a jester’s hat in a hurricane. This age-old tango of greed and panic has investors whispering, “What madness lies ahead?”
