This pullback is propped up by a climactic volume node, hinting that the rally might have gassed out—pun intended. The rejection candle formed a bearish engulfing pattern on the daily chart, which is about as cheerful as a wet fart in an elevator. Still, it’s all part of the game, isn’t it?
Now, let’s get this straight. Ani is supposedly all about those flirty chats. Flirty? That’s one way to put it. Eventually, it hits the NSFW mode—it’s like, ‘Hey, let’s take this convo to the next level!’ I mean, who needs romance novels when you’ve got a virtual buddy in a suggestive outfit? Talk about taking dating apps to a whole new level. At least OpenAI and Google had the good sense to steer clear of this…whatever this is.
This NDAChain, you see, employs something called “zero-knowledge proof.” A wonderfully convoluted phrase designed to reassure the masses that their secrets are safe. Because, naturally, the more complex the explanation, the more secure the system. With a population rivaling a particularly energetic ant colony, and a rapid plunge into the digital abyss, Vietnam evidently deemed a bit of cryptographic wizardry necessary. Who could argue?
The judge, Katherine Failla, is expecting closing arguments Tuesday or Wednesday. Five days to convince a jury he didn’t do anything wrong. Five days! That’s barely enough time to binge-watch a decent show about… well, probably cryptocurrency.
Now, WIF took a little nap at around $1.08, probably dreaming of better days—or maybe just running out of snacks. But don’t panic! The big picture still looks prettier than Aunt Edna’s infamous casserole. Indicators are whispering, “Hey, it might hit $2.20 next,” which is fancy talk for “Keep your coffee; things are about to get spicy.”
a veritable buffet of technical support just lying in wait
Over the past few days, Dogecoin has been hogging the spotlight, thanks to Bit Origin, those Singapore-based pork processors who’ve pivoted to Bitcoin mining and now, hilariously, Dogecoin hoarding. They raised a whopping $500 million—split between $400 million in shares and $100 million in debt—to kick off their “multi-phase DOGE monetization strategy.” I mean, who wouldn’t want to hedge their bets with a cryptocurrency that’s basically a Shiba Inu meme on steroids? 😂
#GalaxyDigital has transferred nearly 30,000 $BTC($3.5B) out today, most of which went directly to exchanges and were sold.
Sure, the market feels a bit full—like a Thanksgiving dinner gone wrong—but don’t count Ethereum out just yet! This little hiccup is probably just taking a breather before it sprints up faster than a cat on a hot tin roof!
