Brevis Smashes Ethereum’s Speed Limits – 99% Proving Speed? Shocking! 🚀

According to a press release shared with crypto.news on October 15 (yes, we’re that cutting edge), Brevis’s Pico Prism zkVM has claimed the title of the first to achieve 99.6% proving coverage for Ethereum blocks under 12 seconds. The cherry on top? A whopping 96.8% of blocks have been proven in what the industry terms “real-time” (yes, under 10 seconds), while performing this feat on the current mainnet with its paltry 45 million gas limit. Oh, and did I mention they did this while slashing GPU hardware costs by 50%? Seems Brevis isn’t just good at proving speed, but also saving a buck or two. 🤑

Crypto Chaos: Uptober’s Twisted Triumph! 💥🤡

The recent crypto crash, that theatrical tempest in a teapot, ravaged the markets with the fervor of a drunken elephant, birthing the largest liquidation spree in the annals of pixelated wealth-a veritable massacre of leveraged dreams. Ah, the irony of prosperity’s fragility!

🚀 XRP’s Wild Wedge: Will It Soar or Plunge? 🌪️

Mystical Wedge of Fate

At the stroke of this digital quill, XRP stands at $2.53, a modest 2% rise in the past 24 hours, yet still nursing a 12% wound from the week’s travails. CoinGecko, that trusty oracle of the crypto realm, has spoken, and the numbers do not lie-though they do occasionally giggle behind our backs. 😏

Japan’s Bold Crypto Move: Insider Trading Rules Unleashed!

Because apparently, having a free-for-all in the crypto space wasn’t as charming as it sounded. This new oversight is like putting the cookie jar on a high shelf-suddenly, those shady dealings seem a tad less appealing. Boosting investor confidence? That’s the goal! 🍪