Bitcoin Stuck in a Time Loop Before Fed’s Big Decision 🤯

This week, the universe’s attention is glued to the Federal Reserve’s interest rate decision, a tech earnings saga featuring Microsoft and Amazon, and the mysterious allure of ETF inflows for Bitcoin (BTC) and Ethereum (ETH). With inflation rising like a rogue toaster and Trump’s tariffs threatening to turn the economy into a chaotic circus, traders are bracing for a volatile stretch that could either catapult the crypto bull run into the stratosphere or crash it into a metaphorical haystack. 🚀💥

Steam’s Censor-tastic Meltdown: Games Banned, Hilarity Ensues! 😱

Enter the Aussie vigilantes at Collective Shout, who took a victory lap for this censorship circus. This anti-porn squad rallied over 1,000 folks to pester Visa, Mastercard, and PayPal into ditching platforms with adult vibes. Co-founder Melinda Tankard Reist called it a “major victory” and blasted critics as “porn sick brain rotted pedo gamer fetishists” on social media. Ouch, talk about fighting fire with flamethrowers! They zeroed in on a game called “No Mercy” to twist arms. And surprise, surprise, Itch.io caved too, blaming Collective Shout’s meddling. Because nothing says “fun times” like a bunch of finger-waggers deciding what you can play. 👀😏

What Hayden Davis is Calling His LIBRA Token Will Leave You in Stitches! 🤑

Something curious happened on February 14, 2025. The Argentine President, Javier Milei—who seems to have an affinity for the dramatic—touted this LIBRA project on a platform not unlike a town crier shouting in the square. Its value shot up to a jaw-dropping $5 in mere hours before taking a nosedive that would make any daredevil blush! At this point, the good President is more than a bit reticent, now letting the nation’s anti-corruption office take a gander at this crypto calamity. 🕵️‍♂️💼