The Center is cozying up to Wyoming like it’s the new crypto prom date, with Hoskinson already flaunting his medical clinic in Gillette and a bison ranch in Platte County. Because nothing says “I care about rural America” like stem-cell therapy and blockchain policy. 🩺⛓️
1⃣ Lo and behold! Solana has found solid footing after Friday’s catastrophic plunge, supported by a mighty upward trendline. Oh, could a glorious rebound be on the horizon? 🧐
The law? A spicy remix of unclaimed property rules. Now, if your Bitcoin’s been chilling in an exchange for three years without a text, call, or login from you, California will swoop in and hold it… in its original form. 🤯 Imagine your grandma selling your vintage vinyl for cash without asking. 🎶💔 Other states do that. California? Nah, they’re “holding” it like a squirrel with a nut stash. 🐿️🥜
The timing, of course, couldn’t be more perfect. With a shiny new US law reshaping stablecoin regulations, some major players in the crypto industry will likely benefit from this much-needed dose of transparency and regulation. It’s almost like the Wild West is getting a proper sheriff. Or, you know, a *compliance officer*. 🕵️♀️
XRP’s price has steadied around $2.45 after a choppy start to the week, with traders increasingly focused on technical indicators that may hint at an impending breakout.
Imagine a world where over 3.5 billion Mastercard cardholders don’t need to learn witchcraft or buy a fancy crypto wallet. Nope! Their transactions whip through the air, quick as a hiccup, and land on blockchain networks without even breaking a sweat. No wizards, no fuss! Just plain, simple, on-demand magic.
Ethereum just shed 4% in a day while analysts simultaneously promise it’ll hit five figures. Welcome to crypto in 2025, where price predictions don’t necessarily have to make sense. 🤷♀️
In a move that screams “we’re serious about this crypto thing,” OKX announced it’s expanding its partnered custody service with Standard Chartered into the EEA. They’re calling it the collateral mirroring programme, which sounds like something a magician would use to make your Bitcoin disappear-and then reappear on a trading platform. 🎩✨
Speaking at the World Bank and IMF shindig in Washington, DC, Malhotra delivered a speech so passionate, you’d think he’d just discovered the concept of “money” for the first time. “Stablecoins? They’re just the cryptocurrency version of a teething baby-seemingly stable, but one misstep and everything collapses,” he declared. 🤢
Their charter application claims they’ll cater to the “innovation economy”-a phrase that sounds like a Silicon Valley butler serving canapés to robots. 🤖 Their target clientele? Crypto enthusiasts, AI overlords, defense contractors, and manufacturers. A cozy cocktail party waiting to happen.
