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Volatility, once the market’s fiery mistress, has retreated into the shadows, leaving behind a silence so deafening it could rival a Russian winter. Analysts, those modern-day soothsayers, whisper of a bear phase, their voices trembling with the weight of their own predictions. Yet, beneath the surface of this apparent apathy, a drama unfolds-one that cannot be captured by price alone, much like the unspoken desires of a Chekhov play.

As the holiday season jingles along merrily, Mr. Hoskinson finds himself in the curious position of defending his honor against the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune-specifically, the wild claims that he had a hand in ADA’s staggering 80% nosedive over the past four years. It seems the man took to X on Christmas Day, not to don a Santa hat but to deliver a message of buoyancy for 2026, urging his fellow ADA aficionados not to toss their hats into the ring of despair just yet. 🎩

After a rather original drop, price rebound and headed towards the territory between the $0.115-$0.116 mark, at which point sellers’ pressure appeared. This zone was some sort of temporary resistance, and the rejection resulted in sideways movement. 🧠 It’s like trying to open a jar of pickles with a spoon made of jelly. You’re not gonna get anywhere.

The relentless bull rally that gold and silver are experiencing is raising concerns among financial analysts, who believe that something may have broken. A recession might be just around the corner, some analysts predict. Or perhaps they’ve just discovered the concept of “normal” and are now terrified. 🤯

Like a shy debutante, XRP has modestly waltzed up by a mere 0.47% since yesterday-still waiting for its big break.

According to the esteemed CoinGlass (which sounds like a shiny, collectible ornament, but is apparently a serious crypto tracker), over a day, investors committed an eye-watering $1.44 billion USD worth of DOGE in futures contracts. That’s enough to rebrand a small country or, at least, almost enough to buy another yacht. This surge indicates an enthusiasm that’s been missing since the days of feathered hats and flapper dresses. Apparently, the speculative appetite for DOGE is back, perhaps fueled by a cocktail of optimism and the enduring charm of internet doggos. 🐕‍🦺

Сегодня, 26 декабря 2025-го, TrustWallet – вроде бы как безопасность и спокойствие крипто-мира – подвергся нападению. Злодеи внедрили JavaScript – вроде бы как казалось, что это аналитика – а на деле, они крали ваши страшные тайны и посылали их в Лабиринт Акинактора. Репутация? Забудьте! 🚨

According to the cheeky folks at 10x Research, Bitcoin has suddenly decided to throw a confetti-filled party and break out of its shell. Yes, it’s doing a little happy dance and might just be heading for a multi-week rally, aiming to hit a jaw-dropping $110,000 if the good vibes keep rolling. Fingers crossed-it’s a rollercoaster, and nobody’s got a seatbelt! 🎢🤡

At the hour of this scribbling, the Shiba Inu trades at $0.0000072, a mere shadow of its former self-down 0.41% in 24 hours and 2.41% weekly. Yet, lo! A glimmer of hope: volume stirs, rising 20% to $98.98 million. Traders, those restless souls, still dabble, though their hearts seem heavier than a Christmas goose. 🍗

But hold your horses-its token? Oh, that’s a different story. The summer saw XRP soaring like a kite in July, hitting $3.65 and making everyone believe it was all downhill from there. Now? It’s trading below $1.90, which isn’t exactly a holiday miracle-more like a sad clown’s punchline. And those new XRP ETFs? They’ve been about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine. Down more than 20% since they arrived, like bad news at the holiday feast.