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An analyst on X, whose wisdom rivals that of a tea-soaked oracle, warned weeks ago of “liquidity grabbers” and dismissed the $6+ price as a mirage. How prescient! The current chart, a Picasso of despair, makes it clear that this was no ordinary dip but a surgical strike against optimism. The breach of that trendline and the psychological $1 threshold was as subtle as a marching band in a library-deafening, destructive, and delightfully theatrical.

Bitcoin, ever the drama queen, extended its losses by 7% after the Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) released their February Minutes. Because nothing says “confidence” like a 7% loss, right? The Minutes confirmed what we all knew deep down: the Fed isn’t cutting rates in March. Surprise! They’ve got bigger fish to fry, like figuring out how to monetize your student loan debt.

Figure Technology Solutions (FIGR), that audacious blockchain company steered by the visionary ex-SoFi CEO Mike Cagney, is set to charm us all this Thursday with a dazzling new creation: a tokenized class of its stock that waltzes entirely on blockchain rails, cutting out the musty old intermediaries that haunt Wall Street.

On the daily chart, Bitcoin is stuck in a descending channel like a boss trapped in a meeting with HR. It’s trading below major moving averages, which is basically the financial equivalent of showing up to a party where no one knows your name. The rejection from the mid-range resistance zone? That’s BTC getting ghosted by its own hype. And the sharp sell-off toward the low-$60K region? Well, that’s just Bitcoin proving it’s still got that dramatic flair.

Cassie Craddock, Ripple’s UK & Europe managing director, waxed lyrical about the go-live in a post that would make Jeeves proud of its institutional gravitas. “Delighted that EUR CoinVertible is live on the XRP Ledger! A win for the ecosystem. Proud to have Ripple’s custody tech powering this milestone,” she declared, her prose as polished as a freshly shined monocle. One suspects she might have sipped Darjeeling while penning it, to maintain the proper air of sophistication.

It’s a wild world, folks. The only thing more chaotic than the market is the terminology. “Glamsterdam”? “Hegotá”? I’m not sure if this is a protocol upgrade or a fashion show. But hey, if it gets Ethereum to finally scale, I’ll take it. Probably.

Now, hold onto your camels, folks, because the United Arab Emirates ain’t just sippin’ tea in the shade-they’re out here diggin’ up digital gold like it’s 1849 all over again. Partnered with Citadel, they’ve mined a whopping $453.6 million in Bitcoin, and they’re holdin’ onto it tighter than a miser with a gold nugget. No major outflows in four months? Looks like they’ve got a case of the “hodl” bug, and it’s payin’ off handsomely.

Alas, this meteoric rise coincides with the Pi Network’s grand spectacle of upgrades, wherein every node was compelled to don the latest version (v.19.6) or risk being ostracized by the digital elite. A charming reminder that even in the blockchain realm, conformity is the ultimate trend.

Picture the BTC chart as a London drifter who’s just taken a massive nosedive and now decides to chill behind the corner of a coal‑stove. The first public service announcement: BTC is still very much in a bear market. Yes, the numbers fell so fast it could have been a superhero, but now the only visible action is a sluggish sideways sprain.

Kresus, a blockchain infrastructure company, hath secured approximately $13 million (18 billion KRW) from South Korean firm Hanwha Investment & Securities. The deed followeth a memorandum of understanding signed at Abu Dhabi Finance Week in December 2025, and is designed to hasten Kresus’ expansion into enterprise digital wallet infrastructure, real-world asset ( RWA) tokenization, and onchain financial workflows.