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🦙 Defillama’s Great Purge: Aster’s Perp Volumes Vanish in a Puff of Wash Trading Smoke! 🧼

In a post as dramatic as a Gogol novella, 0xngmi unveiled comparative charts for XRPUSDT volume on Aster and Binance, a near-1:1 ratio that would make even the most stoic accountant blush. Hyperliquid, meanwhile, stood apart, its decorrelated profile a beacon of virtue in this sea of suspicion. Yet, Aster, oh Aster, thou dost withhold the lower-level order data, the very key to verifying the genuineness of thy trades! Thus, Defillama, with a heavy heart and a firm hand, hath temporarily banished thee from its hallowed lists. 🧹

🤑 Crypto-AI Fusion: Hong Kong’s $11.1M Gamble on Digital Dominance 🤑

According to the parchment filed with the Hong Kong Stock Exchange, this treasure trove of HK$86.7 million ($11.1 million) shall be procured through a share placement to Innoval Capital, a firm nestled in the sun-drenched British Virgin Islands. Innoval, led by the enigmatic Moore Xin Jin, shall acquire 69.38 million new shares at HK$1.25 each, a price that whispers of both opportunity and risk. Jin, whose name carries the weight of managing over $1.6 billion in assets through the Nasdaq-listed Antalpha Platform Holding Company, lends an air of gravitas to this venture. 🧙♂️

Grokipedia Countdown: Two Weeks to Truth, Old Bean!

Musk initially announced on Sept. 30 that xAI was building Grokipedia, telling X that it “will be a massive improvement over Wikipedia,” and adding that, frankly, it is a necessary step toward the xAI goal of understanding the Universe. 🌌

Details on the specifics are currently sparse; however, Musk has previously stated that Grokipedia will consist of an “open source knowledge repository.”

Crypto Whales Are Gambling on Uptober-Here’s How!

Meanwhile, on-chain data revealed a surge in whale activity-those mysterious figures who trade in the shadows, sipping champagne while the rest of us sip lukewarm coffee. 🥂 Profit-taking, accumulation, and strategic positioning? How very quaint. The crypto world is a stage, and these whales are the stars of the show.

BTC’s 99.3% Profit? Uh Oh! 😬

Mr. Ted Pillows (a name, one cannot help but note, of a most peculiar cast), informs us via the medium of X (a platform I confess I do not entirely comprehend) that this milestone has indeed been reached.