Cryptonews

Meanwhile, the CoinDesk 20 index (CD20) strutted ahead by 0.5%, leaving APT in the dust. The broader market, it seems, has no time for such theatrics. 🏃‍♂️💨

What the discerning reader ought to know: Imagine a soap opera where the leading man is a cryptocurrency with a penchant for melodrama. Bitcoin’s 2025 bull run was less “Midas touch” and more “hot potato,” revealing that digital assets are as stable as a butler on roller skates. 🎭

Chiliz spent most of the year trapped in a resistance zone so tight, it made a pair of skinny jeans look like a tent. 🧘‍♂️ Every time it tried to break free, it face-planted harder than a newbie at a yoga class. But lo and behold, the selling pressure got bored and wandered off, leaving CHZ to finally stretch its legs. The price is now hovering around $0.044-$0.045, which is basically the crypto equivalent of winning a participation trophy. 🎉 Trading volume? Up. On-balance volume? Also up. It’s like the coin finally remembered it had a purpose in life. As long as it stays above its old highs, it’s technically still at the party. Technically.

At the current rate of $1.87 per XRP, this transfer occupies that most awkward of social positions-neither a fortune nor a trifle. It is, as they say, enough to raise eyebrows but not to shatter teacups. The immediate assumption, of course, was that of a sale, for large outbound movements often precede the sort of market tumult that sends investors scurrying like mice at a cat’s approach. Yet, as is so often the case, the tale took a most unexpected turn. 🌀

On a Tuesday, no less-the most mundane of days-blockchain security firm SlowMist unveiled its 2025 Blockchain Security & AML Annual Report. Oh, the drama! It seems the crypto industry has been more of a sitting duck than a soaring eagle this year, with security challenges that would make even the most seasoned detective blush. 🕵️♂️

But wait! Not everyone’s crying into their crypto. Enter Axel Adler, the Sherlock Holmes of crypto, who insists Bitcoin’s just “transitioning,” not tanking. 🕵️♂️ His evidence? The “Supply in Profit” metric – a fancy term for “how many coins are happy campers?” Spoiler: It’s down from 19 million BTC to 13.5 million. Bitcoin’s Supply in Profit went on a diet! 🥗

The draft legislation, now Article 171.6 of Russia’s Criminal Code, targets digital currency miners like a vengeful ex-lover. According to Interfax, the Ministry of Justice published this “gift” on December 30, 2025, via the Official Internet Portal of Legal Information-a website so official it probably judges your browser history.

Key takeaways from our little drama:

RLUSD is zooming through the Ripple ecosystem like a toddler on a sugar rush. Seriously, it’s gaining traction faster than my dad at a buffet.

Solana’s co-founder Anatoly Yakovenko took to X (formerly known as Twitter, but who’s counting?) to throw a little virtual confetti on this achievement. 🎉