Crypto Titans vs. Senate Democrats: Who Will Blink First? 🤑

According to the oracle of X, Eleanor Terrett, the guest list reads like a who’s who of crypto royalty. Coinbase’s Armstrong, Chainlink’s Nazarov, Galaxy’s Novogratz-all shall grace the roundtable, their hearts heavy with the weight of a leaked proposal that threatens to shackle their decentralized dreams. 🕵️‍♀️✨

🚨 CPI Chaos: Will Crypto Survive the Fed’s Wild Ride? 🎢

Last week, Fed Chair Jerome “The Rate Cutter” Powell hinted they’re still on track to slice interest rates like a deli worker on a lunch rush. 🥪 Meanwhile, the market’s got one eye on Trump’s 100% China tariff deadline-November 1st, folks! Mark your calendars, or don’t, we’re not your mom. 📅

David Schwartz Claps Back at Jack Dorsey’s ‘Bitcoin Is Not Crypto’ Blunder!

So, Jack Dorsey-yes, the man who once ruled Twitter and still thinks he’s some sort of Bitcoin prophet-made a remark that had people scratching their heads. He said, “Bitcoin is not crypto.” Sounds simple, right? WRONG. The internet nearly exploded, but don’t worry, David Schwartz is here to clear things up with some linguistic wizardry! 🎩✨

Shocking Fed Shenanigans: Economy’s Mad Dash to Doom! 😂

Ah, what a glorious circus this week promises to be, where the mighty corporations of the S&P 500 stumble forth to confess their earnings like repentant sinners at a carnival! Around 10% shall shuffle in, while U.S. crude oil inventories barge in on Wednesday like an uninvited guest at a feast. Thursday brings September’s existing home sales skipping merrily, only for Friday to unleash a veritable torrent: CPI inflation roaring, Services PMI pirouetting, and Consumer Sentiment waltzing as if they’re at a ball! With the Fed’s looming meeting like a ghostly apparition just a week away, traders clutch their hats against the typhoon of volatility-surely these phantasmagoric numbers will conjure or banish dreams of rate cuts! 🙃

Vitalik Drops GKR: Ethereum’s New Secret Sauce for Speed 🍜✨

So, Vitalik’s GKR protocol is here, and it’s like a turbo boost for zero-knowledge computations. 🚗💨 Published on Oct. 20 on his blog vitalik.eth.limo (yes, that’s a real thing), this tutorial breaks down the Goldwasser-Kalai-Rothblum protocol. Fancy name, but basically, it’s proof aggregation on steroids. 💪

Bitcoin’s Resurgence and Blazpay’s Rise: The 2025 Crypto Saga 🚀🌟

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If you were to squint at the on-chain data, you’d notice wallet nomads hoarding BTC like it’s Bitcoin-flavored candy. And let’s not forget the intrepid institutional investors, who’ve taken a liking to spot ETFs after a summer siesta. Meanwhile, market valuation metrics are practically throwing a sigh of relief, indicating that Bitcoin isn’t overzealous, perhaps because it hasn’t blasted off too soon-leaving plenty of escape velocity before end-of-year fireworks.

BNB & Solana: A Cosmic Dance of Charts and Cash? 🚀

Analyst CW shared a chart showing Binance Coin encountering two major sell walls before reaching the $1,190 resistance level. The chart identifies red-marked resistance areas as zones of concentrated sell orders. The first resistance zone lies around $1,120-$1,150, where recent price attempts have repeatedly stalled. The second zone, near $1,180-$1,190, acts as the final obstacle before a potential continuation toward $1,200. (Imagine climbing a mountain only to find a wall of doubt (aka sellers) waving a white flag. 🧱)