It’s chaos, folks! Burglaries, beggars, and shoplifters turning Bedford into a scene from a soap opera. And McCormack? Well, he’s saying, “Enough is enough!”—but instead of calling 999, he’s funding a Saturday night security spectacular. Think of it as The A-Team—minus Mr. T, plus a bit more Bitcoin.
💵💵💵💵💵💵💵 10,000,000 #RLUSD minted at RLUSD Treasury. Somewhere, a digital vault is doing a happy dance. 💃💸
In this comedy of errors, Grewal hails the CLARITY Act, that bipartisan masterpiece passed last month, which boldly declares staking services free from the shackles of securities law. A victory for crypto knights, or so one might think. Yet, these states persist in their folly, ignoring the script Congress so carefully wrote. 🤡
But pray, why does this canine coin now prance so boldly?
And, lo! Behold the fabled STH cost basis model, a mystical measurement that lifts the veil on the average price at which our short-term Bitcoin zealots acquired their ill-gotten gains. This arcane knowledge, they say, reveals enchanted entry and exit portals. 🔮
In a thrilling X post, crypto analyst Tony “The Bull” Severino 🦁 gave XRP investors the 411 on when to start polishing those “For Sale” signs. His price chart shows XRP has already conquered $3 and is eyeing even loftier heights.
Moore, a man who once tackled a rugby ball with the ferocity of a man who had never heard of a spreadsheet, was convicted of wire fraud involving more than 40 investors across multiple US states. He convinced them to hand over over $900,000 under false pretenses, which is basically the financial equivalent of trading your firstborn for a promise of free pizza.
In a recent exchange on X—yes, the platform formerly known as Twitter, where hot takes and cold coffee collide—Glassnode laid out their findings from a tête-à-tête with those savvy folks at Coinbase. The star of the show? The “Net Unrealized Profit/Loss.” Sounds fancy, doesn’t it? It measures, plain and simple, whether the investors are swimming in the green or drowning in the red. 🤔
Karthik Sarma, the man who once danced enthusiastically with the neon gods of Nvidia, now appears to have swapped his gaming console for a couture handbag. Selling off all his Nvidia toys between the first quarter of 2024 and the first quarter of 2025, our hero has swooped into the realm of Tapestry—an empire built on the seductive allure of Coach, Kate Spade, and other luxury temptations. Yes, while others chase the fleeting shadows of semiconductors, Sarma invests his billions into the glimmering world of high-end fashion accessories, because apparently, there’s no such thing as too much silk and leather.
According to the mystic revelations of Onchain Lens, this Bitcoin OG recently moved $4.77 billion worth of Bitcoin to a single wallet. The massive whale had previously transferred 40,009 BTC ($4.69 billion) to Galaxy Digital, leaving some to ponder if this was the key reason behind Bitcoin’s rapid correction 📉. Was it a case of profit-taking, or just a whale’s whim? 🤔
