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The Pro version, with its longer context window and web access, is like a Swiss Army knife for macro and sentiment tracking—if only it could brew coffee too!

According to the grapevine, Woeltz and Duplessie had a bone to pick with Michael Valentino Teofrasto Carturan, a 28-year-old Italian crypto trader. They allegedly held him hostage in a Manhattan townhouse for three weeks, demanding the golden ticket—his bitcoin password. During this time, they stripped him of his gadgets and passport, leaving him as stranded as a turtle on its back. They even penned a manifesto, a modern-day treasure map to his $100 million crypto stash. 📜💰

After a July that saw XRP soaring like Icarus toward $3.60, the market now plays the cautious one, retreating to the comforting arms of the $2.90–$3.00 zone. A veritable battlefield where angels and demons—buyers and sellers—clash over the fate of this digital darling. Should XRP manage a victorious bounce, the triumphant chorus might echo at $3.30–$3.50, with whispers of a golden $4.00 halo if the gods of volume and sentiment align. 🎩✨

The outcome of this struggle over the $3,700 threshold will likely dictate whether Ethereum ascends to new heights, breaking records and setting the stage for a new “altseason” across the crypto realm, or if it plummets back into the abyss of despair. A clean victory here could be the spark that ignites a wildfire of enthusiasm and investment. 🚀🔥

BTC options whisper caution, like a nervous priest muttering prayers before a storm. 🌩️

Anyway, BeInCrypto did some deep, mystical analysis—probably with a magic 8-ball—and picked three tokens to keep an eye on. Because, really, what’s more fun than gambling on digital currencies that might or might not shoot for the moon?

According to the wise analysts and their sacred squiggly lines, LINK’s about to unleash its inner drama queen. Right now, it’s waltzing around $16.60, eyeing its support zones like someone deciding if it’s worth texting their ex. Pressure’s mounting, the vibes are tense, and yes—everyone is watching.

Ethena, or ENA, if you prefer your acronyms with a side of confusion, shot up by 17.6% in the past week. That’s quite a feat, especially considering it took a nosedive of 10.45% in the last 24 hours. Clearly, it’s got the attitude of a teenager—up one day, sulking the next.

Trump took to Truth Social to announce his plan, which sounds more like a toddler’s tantrum than a policy. “We’re negotiating right now,” he says, as if anyone cares. 🧠

The developers, ever ambitious, dream of a version that can whisper secrets to some—private for day-to-day life—while shuffling a different story when regulators snoop around. Because what’s better than a blockchain that can lie to your boss, but not the IRS?