Matthew Salisbury, who’s probably more excited about this than he should be, posted the gig on LinkedIn. The role is in London, where Wise’s HQ is located. Because nothing says “global” like being in the same city as your headquarters. 🧠
Mitchell explained his $250,000 investment in the “Nickel Standard,” a 25-metric-ton stash now sequestered in mint boxes. Each Jefferson nickel, 75% copper and 25% nickel, boasts a melt value of 5.84 cents-17% above face value. A curious alchemy of fiscal paranoia and metallurgical whimsy. 🧪
Just when you thought the memecoin circus was wrapping up, Floki is once again riding the social media hype train. On Monday, October 20, Tesla CEO Elon Musk shared an AI-generated video of his dog, Floki, now dressed like a corporate ladder climber. The video, showing Floki in a suit at the X CEO desk, attracted a lot of attention. Because nothing screams “long-term value” like a cartoon dog in a power suit. 🎩
Meanwhile, Dogecoin, that mischievous meme coin with dreams bigger than its market cap, hesitates shyly around the $0.2 barrier, as if trying to decide whether to leap into a new high or retreat in humility. The connection between our noble Bitcoin and the playful Doge is as clear as a telegram-when Bitcoin wobbles downward, Dogecoin and other altcoins tend to follow, tiptoeing over the precipice with a mix of bravado and despair. So, naturally, the murmurs about a Bitcoin nosedive ‘below $65,000’ are causing quite the stir. Will Doge join the descent? Or merely stand on the sidelines mocking us all? 🤔
Bitcoin (BTC), that most capricious of financial paramours, has stolen the spotlight today, ascending by 2.43% with the enthusiasm of a man who’s just discovered he’s won a lottery he never entered.
Hint: A golden cross has just popped up on the XRPUSD chart, which is basically the chart’s way of saying, “Hey, I’m feeling optimistic, maybe we’re trending upward real soon!”
Well, shucks, $XRP’s been sittin’ tighter than a frog in a sock between $2.34 and $2.39, just waitin’ to leap to $2.45. Reckon that’ll decide if it’s got the gumption for a major hoedown or not. 🤠
This whimsical fund promises to offer the fortunate few a window into the shimmering world of stETH-Ethereum, but with a posh, liquid twist, as curated by the Lido noblemen themselves. Who needs boring old cash when you can stake like a digital aristocrat? 🏰🚀
Last week, the winds carried away a hefty $513 million from crypto exchange-traded products (ETPs). A valiant streak of $9.1 billion was severed, Coinbase’s coins falling like autumn leaves-an impressive display of market gravity, or perhaps just a reminder that jumping on the bandwagon is always riskier than it looks. 🎢
