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Avant tout, ce que l’on remarque, c’est une organisation du marché en pleine évolution, comme un bal masqué où chacun dévoile son vrai visage petit à petit. Les grandes banques et fonds d’investissement, telles des gazelles savantes, amassent des parts grâce aux ETF Bitcoin. La crème de la crème financière a déjà choisi ses favoris. Et même si le BTC ne grimpe plus aussi vite qu’au printemps — un peu comme un chien qui fait du surplace — cela ne signifie pas qu’il s’endort définitivement. Au contraire, c’est souvent dans cette quiétude relative que les véritables stratégies se préparent, derrière le voile de l’indécision.

Over 19 million PI coins were released into circulation on August 1, which is like a small country’s population in terms of digital currency. The price dropped 13.75% in 24 hours, and over 20% in a week. Investors are now worrying so much they’ve started whispering to their coins for reassurance. 🧠

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On Friday, the grand edifice of cryptocurrency began to crumble, a veritable avalanche of red figures. Nine hundred million dollars vanished into the ether, swallowed by liquidations – the brutal consequence of macroeconomic unease and the grim tidings from the American labor front. As if the markets weren’t already burdened enough with…optimism.

July 2025 rolled in like a gull with a grudge, leaving crypto platforms gasping in its wake. The numbers don’t lie: $142 million vanished like smoke, and CoinDCX, GMX, and BigONE were the main courses at the hackers’ feast. CoinDCX? They lost enough to buy every man, woman, and child in their city a year’s … Read more

This sudden spasm of liquidity distress wiped out an entire week’s worth of gains—because apparently, Bitcoin ETFs believe in mood swings—and shrank the net inflows down to a modest $54.18 billion. Total assets under management, or “the stuff that makes financial nerds sleep better at night,” dipped to $146.48 billion. That’s roughly 6.46% of Bitcoin’s market cap, according to SoSoValue, which sounds suspiciously like a website that’s just trying to keep up with the latest in crypto-important news.

That’s not just a ride, it’s a full-blown circus! The TON Foundation’s $400M treasure chest is more impressive than a magician’s hat full of rabbits. And Telegram? They’re expandin’ blockchain like a kid with a new toy! 🎉

According to our friends at Coinglass (who are presumably now hiding under their desks), long positions accounted for a staggering $707 million of these losses. It was like watching an overly ambitious jockey fall off his horse mid-race—only instead of hooves, there were charts plummeting into the abyss. The total market capitalization took a nosedive of 3.95%, settling at a measly $3.7 trillion. Bitcoin itself tumbled 3.1% to $114,892, while Ethereum plunged 6.1% to $3,620. Altcoins fared even worse; Cardano dropped 8.5%, XRP slid 7.5%, and Solana lost over 6.9%. As if that weren’t enough drama, the Crypto Fear and Greed Index slunk down to 60, signaling investors were feeling less “greedy” and more “grab-your-tin-foil-hat.” 📉💸

a16z instead favors the “digital commodity” model outlined in the earlier CLARITY Act, which is like the Galactic Encyclopedia of crypto laws. They propose pairing this with clear rules for when tokens can be considered decentralized, because who doesn’t love a good, clear rule? 📜

So how does the faceless bureaucracy mend its measurement? The compilers—those clerks of history—gathered and, with pen strokes calculated as to avoid direct meaning, decreed that certain crypto assets shall henceforth be “non-produced nonfinancial assets.” A label so sterile, only a committee could love it. But land, rocks, Bitcoin—they all make their mark now in national wealth, alongside more classical treasures and abominations. The alchemy is complete: from outcast, Bitcoin is invited to the grand gala of sovereign spreadsheets. One can almost hear the teeth grinding from Basel to Buenos Aires.