In a note so thrilling, it could’ve been penned by a French dramatist, Meera Chandan, co-head of Global FX Strategy at JPMorgan, declares that the USD’s share in central banks’ reserves has plummeted to below 60% – a deux décennies low, ni plus ni moins! 📉
After floundering in a narrow range of despair between $82 and $96, Litecoin has determinedly broken through the $100 threshold, closing at a modest $104.95 on that fateful day of July 18, 2025. One cannot help but sense the feverish buying pressure, accompanied, of course, by a delightfully melodramatic shift in market sentiment. 🎭
It’s chaos, folks! Burglaries, beggars, and shoplifters turning Bedford into a scene from a soap opera. And McCormack? Well, he’s saying, “Enough is enough!”—but instead of calling 999, he’s funding a Saturday night security spectacular. Think of it as The A-Team—minus Mr. T, plus a bit more Bitcoin.
💵💵💵💵💵💵💵 10,000,000 #RLUSD minted at RLUSD Treasury. Somewhere, a digital vault is doing a happy dance. 💃💸
In this comedy of errors, Grewal hails the CLARITY Act, that bipartisan masterpiece passed last month, which boldly declares staking services free from the shackles of securities law. A victory for crypto knights, or so one might think. Yet, these states persist in their folly, ignoring the script Congress so carefully wrote. 🤡
But pray, why does this canine coin now prance so boldly?
And, lo! Behold the fabled STH cost basis model, a mystical measurement that lifts the veil on the average price at which our short-term Bitcoin zealots acquired their ill-gotten gains. This arcane knowledge, they say, reveals enchanted entry and exit portals. 🔮
In a thrilling X post, crypto analyst Tony “The Bull” Severino 🦁 gave XRP investors the 411 on when to start polishing those “For Sale” signs. His price chart shows XRP has already conquered $3 and is eyeing even loftier heights.
Moore, a man who once tackled a rugby ball with the ferocity of a man who had never heard of a spreadsheet, was convicted of wire fraud involving more than 40 investors across multiple US states. He convinced them to hand over over $900,000 under false pretenses, which is basically the financial equivalent of trading your firstborn for a promise of free pizza.
In a recent exchange on X—yes, the platform formerly known as Twitter, where hot takes and cold coffee collide—Glassnode laid out their findings from a tête-à-tête with those savvy folks at Coinbase. The star of the show? The “Net Unrealized Profit/Loss.” Sounds fancy, doesn’t it? It measures, plain and simple, whether the investors are swimming in the green or drowning in the red. 🤔
