Meanwhile, the altcoins are having a collective meltdown. Ethereum’s like, “$3,000? I don’t know her,” and XRP’s just sitting in the corner muttering about $1.90. BNB’s under $900, and SOL, DOGE, ADA, BCH, and SUI are all in the “why me?” phase. It’s a regular crypto support group in here.
Ah, but let us not forget the grand spectacle of November 2025, when 10 million tokens were unleashed upon the world. The traders, ever the dramatic lot, wailed and gnashed their teeth, fearing a sell-off of biblical proportions. Yet, here we stand, with the platform generating a staggering $58 million in daily fees on its Layer 1 blockchain. One might say the team is less concerned with greed and more with the art of survival-a noble endeavor, indeed.
It appears our dear friend Armstrong has suddenly become the belle of the ball in the realm of U.S. crypto policy discussions-how delightful! With midterm elections looming ominously on the horizon, his presence at such illustrious gatherings has taken on a gravitas that would make even the most seasoned politician blush.
Meanwhile, one small club dares to push back. Mega whales are nibbling away while the rest of the crowd pretends not to notice. The question now is whether this will morph into a full breakdown or a rare little reversal against the positioning.
The Federal Reserve, in its infinite wisdom, has lately decided that low interest rates are no longer the fashionable pursuit, prompting a general retreat across the speculative domains of crypto. But while others merely blushed at the correction, Pi has positively fainted-dropping, like a poorly drafted love letter, to new depths with alarming regularity.
The announcement of this financial wizardry took place in Tokyo on January 29, 2026, during the first close of its Series A funding round. It’s like a reunion of long-lost friends, as this partnership initially blossomed back in September 2023. They are now deepening their relationship through the marvels of Sony Block Solutions Labs and the enigmatic Soneium Ethereum Layer 2. One can only imagine what kind of delightful shenanigans these two entities will concoct together!
Despite this…temporary setback, the so-called “on-chain data” – a realm inhabited by numbers and algorithms, far removed from the concerns of honest folk – whispers of a potential resurrection. Naturally.
In a recent post on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, analyst Ali Martinez shared a daily price chart of Bitcoin. The chart illustrates a crossover between two simple moving averages (SMAs)-those of 21 and 50 days. SMAs, as any student of statistics knows, serve to smooth out the jagged edges of price fluctuations, offering a clearer view of long-term trends.
This chap, Leshka.eth (sounds like a sneeze, doesn’t it?), has been peering at charts – a perfectly ghastly way to spend one’s time, if you ask me – and he reckons the current ETH/BTC thingamajig is a dead ringer for the 2015-2018 period. Apparently, it goes up, it goes down, it does a little jig, and then… UP AGAIN! The cheek of it.
The Federal Open Market Committee left rates as they were, nodding toward a path built on data, as if the data itself were a prophetic librarian with a fondness for bureaucratic precision. Powell wore a smile that could coax a spreadsheet to sing, acknowledging inflation’s stubborn glow while hinting that the easing day remains a rumor in a dim corridor.
